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Top Gag Gifts

Updated on September 28, 2011

Top Gag Gifts

Everyone love to laugh, and a gag gift makes everyone laugh. Your friends and family enjoy receiving funny presents that will keep them entertained for a long time. Money spent on humorous gifts is money well spent. You can invest in a Van Gogh or a Jackson Pollock that will hang on a wall forever, leaving your friends envious and jealous, or you can order hundreds of whoopie cushions that will spread good sheer throughout your sphere of influence.

The choice is yours. Gag gifts inevitably trump high art. Here are some top funny presents designed to spread good cheer throughout the year. Pick up a few: you never know who will stop by the household looking for a laugh.

Irish Accent Breath Spray

We think the Irish are wonderful people and we harbor no intent to offend, but this particular gag gift just might rub someone the wrong way. Don't take this too seriously: it's all in fun. Your friends and family of Irish heritage will certainly think this is a hilarious gift that will bring years of grins when they show it off.

Everyone wants to talk like the Irish: now everyone can. This easy to use breath spray will have your Irish brogue perfected in no time. If you can squirt breath spray into your mouth, you can be Irish!

Shock Pens

These hilarious pens provide a 'slight correction' to office mates who might be inclined to borrow supplies from your drawers. Purchase several sets to scatter around the office. You'll quickly learn who comes prepared and who doesn't!

These gags look like real pens but don't actually write. They are great fun at home, at work, and even in space, where astronauts like to write upside down and also love practical jokes.

Moustache - Six Way

Mustache growing takes far too long. This funny gag gift lets you grow six different mustaches in practically no time at all. Your friends and family will be amazed, especially if you're a girl. Very few girls can grow a handlebar mustache in such a short period of time.

This is a great gag gift for the Christmas season: everyone will want one when it's time to go caroling through the neighborhood. Christmas carols somehow sound better when the choir sports huge turn-of-the-century lip hair. You're sure to get more cookies and hot chocolate from grateful neighbors.

Moustache - Six Way

Cheeseburger Phone

Ring! Ring! It's McDonald's calling. Answering the phone has never been more fun, or appetizing. This adorable plastic rendition of a juicy cheeseburger is actually a fully functional telephone. It makes a perfect kitchen phone, for obvious reasons. Hide one in the refrigerator to fool family members sneaking downstairs for a midnight snack. The 'patty' is authentic plastic rendered to look like ground chuck. The cheese is American. Add onions if you dare.

Electronically, this phone is tone/pulse switchable and includes an 'in-use' LED that tells you if someone else in the house is already using the pizza phone or the fish sandwich phone.

Chocolate Calculator

Crunching numbers is much more fun when the results are edible. This chocolate calculator gag gift will amuse every accountant and chocoholic on your gift list. it's 'solar powered', which doesn't mean that that it will melt when subjected to direct sunlight. Melted chocolate is still yummy, but this device is a real calculator that adds real numbers. Don't try to eat it, but be sure to include some real chocolate when you wrap it as a gift.

This real calculator actually comes with a chocolate scent, so expect to attract attention when you use it to add up how much cash you received for Christmas. Everyone will want to nibble on your adding machine: resist the urge to take a bite!

Humorous Self Inking Stamp

The self-important bureaucrat on your gift list will love this self-important gift. Make yourself feel like a big shot manager by stamping everything in sight with this hilarious 'official' office tool. No one can resist the urge to leave their mark on reports, incoming mail, paychecks, overdue bills, and intrusive government paperwork.

Be sure to get one for every office manager on your Christmas list. It's much more fun than a box of staples or a bag of paper clips.

It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Novelty Mouse Pad

Mouse pads offer a great place to express yourself. Many unfortunate office workers are stuck with mouse pads given to them by vendors: these mouse pads are nothing if not boring and tedious. Everyone deserves a funny mouse pad to help them get through their day.

This full color pad includes a not-so-subtle and hilarious message that provides eternal grins and chuckles for everyone who has ever double-clicked a computer pointing device. We all feel the need to let loose and scream once in a while: tell the world how you feel about it!


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    • nicomp profile image

      nicomp really 7 years ago from Ohio, USA

      @drbj: Federal regulations are in place regulating the sale of pens that write and shock.

      eBay will turn you in.

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      drbj and sherry 7 years ago from south Florida

      The shock pens that don't really write? Gee, I have hundreds of them already scattered about the house - and none of them write. Do you think I could sell them on ebay?

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      Lela 7 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

      A chocolate calculator! Next there will be a chocolate computer! Chocolate phone! Chocolate kisses!

      Oh snap, somebody already came up with those. Well, have some regular kisses for this hub... funny stuff.

      My sister wants some rattle snake steak. Can you find me a can of that?

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      Rob 7 years ago from Oviedo, FL

      Guaranteed to break the ice at parties.

    • Tom Whitworth profile image

      Tom Whitworth 7 years ago from Moundsville, WV


      You have managed to assemble a great list of gag gifts but with the Christmas season rapidly approaching I am suggesting you add the all time Christmas gag gift to your list which would be the perpetually regifted fruit cake. If anyone is stupid enough to acually eat a piece of it gagging is mandatory!!!!!!!!!!!!


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