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Unforgettably unusual Mother's Day greetings and ads

Updated on May 11, 2012
A greeting card from the collection, era unknown
A greeting card from the collection, era unknown

Mother's Day is a very special holiday, the one day of the year we celebrate everything wonderful about that most wonderful of women who raised us and loved us no matter what.

Almost everyone respects this holiday, even advertisers, but every now and then we come across a gift or greeting idea that just doesn't seem exactly keeping in the spirit of the holiday, or at the very least somehow off. The following greeting cards and ads have been collected from various sources around the country and a few are a little dated. But they're all rather unusual to say the least and I thought you'd get a kick out of seeing them.

Mother's Day greeting cards

Ok, this card may look out of season, but hey the chic message lets Mom knows she's made the list.

Because you don't want to wait until after your execution date to tell Mom thanks.

This card is obviously from a sender with the power of X-ray vision.

Mother's Day ads

"...And when you come in ask about our weekend specials on Saturday Night Specials!"

I imagine this is a misprint, but I could be wrong.

I don't know..if I fill up on plastic there may not be room for cake.

"..grave digger shovels come with bright festive bows."

This is Jamaica? Wow, that really is magic!

But if the bitter cold doesn't agree with your Mom you can always send her somewhere more hospitable-

Flowers are always in style..

"..and comes with XXX-Strength weed spray just in case they resurrect."

So this is what they're calling it these days!

Because the family that plays together stays together?

Is it just me or is the Gay rights issue starting to blur even the lines of written texts? Hmm..

The gift that leaves a lasting attractive bright crimson splash marks.

This Hub ©May 11, 2012 by Beth Perry


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  • Alastar Packer profile image

    Alastar Packer 

    8 years ago from North Carolina

    Yeah Beth, it sure would! LOL!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    LOL Alastar! Yeah, the line for the cheese log would be out the door, wouldn't it? ;)

    Thanks for dropping in!

  • Alastar Packer profile image

    Alastar Packer 

    8 years ago from North Carolina

    Mommie's alright and so is your hub Beth! What a hoot and if only they sold these at Wally World lol!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    Dexter, you know me so well! Thank you much :)

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    Marcy Goodfleish, I'm very happy to :) Thanks much!

  • Dexter Yarbrough profile image

    Dexter Yarbrough 

    8 years ago from United States

    Hi Beth! I think you like laughter just as much as I do! Great Mother's Day hub!

  • Marcy Goodfleisch profile image

    Marcy Goodfleisch 

    8 years ago from Planet Earth

    Hilarious! Thanks for compiling these - what a hoot!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    Multifunctions, thank you for reading and commenting!

  • multifunctions profile image

    Sanjay Sapre 

    8 years ago from India

    i could not stop laughing . but they all said deeply dipped emotions. quite interesting collection , i must say.

    a great hub

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    Vampsdes, as they say truth is often stranger than fiction! I'm glad you enjoyed and thanks much :)

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    Jenny Stub 

    8 years ago from Missouri, US

    I'm astounded that these advertisers thought these were good ideas for mother's day! How entertaining! This hub really made my bad day just a little better. There's nothing like bad advertising to lighten the mood a little haha! Thanks! Voted up!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    YW Conservative Lady and thank you for dropping by!

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    8 years ago from Surprise Arizona - formerly resided in Washington State

    Thank you for the laughs Beth!

  • bethperry profile imageAUTHOR

    Beth Perry 

    8 years ago from Tennesee

    Oh thank you Michael! And happy you enjoyed them :)

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    Michael Kromwyk 

    8 years ago from Adelaide, South Australia

    Great hub Beth. I found all these hilarious and I'll definately will be sharing this with my mates! Cheers Michael


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