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Happy Creepy Valentine's Day

Updated on November 2, 2018
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Laura believes holidays and events should be celebrated whether you are alone or with family and friends. Celebrate yourself being alive!

Not everyone gets into the hearts, flowers, romance and sentimental pink fluffy Valentine's Day. There are those who don't get into Valentine's Day at all, but then there are those who like to spike their Valentine's Day with a little dark humour. Those are the people who could be your creepy, Gothic, zombie Valentine.

Don't think of it as gross or gruesome. A creepy Valentine can be just as sincere, passionate and loving as a regular Valentine. Creepy Valentines can have the same heart, brains too. A creepy Valentine is just a bit more playful and looking on the light side of life, in it's own unique way.

There's no need to run away screaming... unless you want to be chased by your new Valentine. However, give them a chance to catch you. It's not easy to run when you're all dark and creepy (with parts of you missing in some cases). There's also an image to maintain - not every creepy Valentine wants to be seen running after their prey... I mean, sweetheart.

I found this on a kid's blog, no link back to the original source. I couldn't resist adding it when it says everything in it's own creepy Valentine way.
I found this on a kid's blog, no link back to the original source. I couldn't resist adding it when it says everything in it's own creepy Valentine way.

Scary, Spooky, Creepy Valentine's Day

What makes Valentine's Day so scary, creepy and spooky? For one thing, the pressure. On one hand, there's a lot of pressure not to be single and alone. On the other hand, if you are part of a couple, there's a lot of pressure to find the right gift, create the perfect evening and be romantic. I've heard of couples breaking up over Valentine's Day. Some men have said they deliberately break up before Christmas and Valentine's Day because they don't want the pressure to perform. Obviously, these were not great relationships anyway. But, it does show the horror of the looming holiday.

Should you get chocolates? I found fuzzy zombie chocolates in a Valentine box which you can make. They aren't edible, but they can be kind of cute. Like a candy you find in the bottom of your purse or under the car seat, something like that.

Share the love with a zombie Valentine T-shirt. Show her you really love her, or him by wearing your heart in the right place - visible to all.

Give your coffee or tea drinking Valentine a new mug. Or a Valentine key chain.

Of course there are always flowers. How can you go wrong with sending Valentine flowers?

Of course, it's easier to pick a Valentine card and send it in the mail. Snail mail, so you don't have to actually be there when it arrives. That way your Valentine has some time to cool off and find the humour.


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    • That Grrl profile imageAUTHOR

      Laura Brown 

      7 years ago from Barrie, Ontario, Canada

      Thank you. I like finding a different twist or angle on something old and taken for granted.

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      7 years ago from North America

      What a fun and cute hub! A different take on one of our traditional celebration days of the year. Voted up.

    • That Grrl profile imageAUTHOR

      Laura Brown 

      8 years ago from Barrie, Ontario, Canada

      I was looking for creepy/ clever or creepy/ funny. I did see a few gross things which I skipped over. Creepy can be fun.

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      Stove And Home 

      8 years ago

      Wow, this is a very original hub. Your pics with the lady in the stew pot and the black flowers are creepy but clever!

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      Better Living 

      8 years ago

      Love these creepy ideas!

    • That Grrl profile imageAUTHOR

      Laura Brown 

      8 years ago from Barrie, Ontario, Canada

      Valentines should be fun as well as romantic. :)

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      John D Nathan 

      8 years ago from Dallas, Texas. USA

      The couple that slays together, stays together.

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      8 years ago from Hawaii

      When I saw the hub's title, I couldn't resist! I love the creepy Valentines, especially the Cthulu. Very amusing hub!


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