funny christmas quotes
christmas funny quotes
Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful. ~Norman Vincent Peale
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
~Author : John Witherspoon funny christmas quotes
Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home. ~Carol Nelson
Speak the truth, do not yield to anger give, if thou art asked for little by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.
~Author : The Dhammapada Nice Quotes
He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree. ~Roy L. Smith
It is better to live for one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep.
~Author : Tibetan Proverb Meaningful christmas Sayings
Christmas, children, is not a date. It is a state of mind. ~Mary Ellen Chase
The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there
are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
~Author : Thomas Jefferson Notes on the State of Virginia 178182 Popular funny Sayings
I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in
the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as
if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys. ~Charles Dickens
Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.
~Author : Kathleen Norris Hands Full of Living 1931 Motivational Sayings
Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority.
In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of United States currency. More important to me, however, is the signature that
appears on my life-the strong, proud, assertive handwriting of a loving father and mother.
~Author : Katherine D Ortega Famous funny Quotes
The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other. ~Burton Hillis
What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs
across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
~Author : Crowfoot Nice christmas Quotes
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth;
that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home! ~Charles Dickens, The
Pickwick Papers, 1836