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funny christmas quotes

Updated on July 13, 2011

christmas funny quotes

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.  ~Norman Vincent Peale

   Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.
  ~Author : John Witherspoon funny christmas quotes

Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.  ~Carol Nelson

   Speak the truth, do not yield to anger give, if thou art asked for little by these three steps thou wilt go near the gods.
  ~Author : The Dhammapada Nice Quotes

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.  ~Roy L. Smith

   It is better to live for one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep.
  ~Author : Tibetan Proverb Meaningful christmas Sayings

Christmas, children, is not a date.  It is a state of mind.  ~Mary Ellen Chase

   The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there

are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.
  ~Author : Thomas Jefferson Notes on the State of Virginia 178182 Popular funny Sayings

I have always thought of Christmas time, when it has come round, as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable time; the only time I know of, in

the long calendar of the year, when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts freely, and to think of people below them as

if they really were fellow passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures bound on other journeys.  ~Charles Dickens

   Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.
  ~Author : Kathleen Norris Hands Full of Living 1931 Motivational Sayings

Christmas is the gentlest, loveliest festival of the revolving year - and yet, for all that, when it speaks, its voice has strong authority. 

~W.J. Cameron

   In the next year or so, my signature will appear on 60 billion of United States currency. More important to me, however, is the signature that

appears on my life-the strong, proud, assertive handwriting of a loving father and mother.
  ~Author : Katherine D Ortega Famous funny Quotes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree:  the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.  ~Burton Hillis

   What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs

across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
  ~Author : Crowfoot Nice christmas Quotes

Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childish days; that can recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth;

that can transport the sailor and the traveller, thousands of miles away, back to his own fire-side and his quiet home!  ~Charles Dickens, The

Pickwick Papers, 1836

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