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Go Ahead! Razz An Old Geezer! Funny 50th Birthday Gifts

Updated on July 23, 2016

Geezer Shirt

Custom Geezer Shirt for a 50-year-old Man
Custom Geezer Shirt for a 50-year-old Man | Source

50th Birthday Gag Gift Ideas

A 50th birthday, or The Big Five Oh, is a major milestone. Fifty years, half a century afterall, may be the point in one's life when reality sinks in: I'm getting older! Best way to handle it? Smiles and laughter! And where can you find the funniest 50th birthday gag gift ideas? Swisstoons is a great place to start looking! You'll also find funny party invitations and cards to wish him or many happy returns of the day. What follows are some of the best ideas for celebrating milestone birthdays--not just the fiftieth birthday, but also the 30th, the 40th, even the 21st--right here. In most cases, the age can be easily changed on the product page by entering the correct number of years of your honoree in the slot provided. As a gagwriter and cartoonist, I'm partial to cute funny 50th birthday ideas but the selections I've assembled here may include fiftieth birthday presents which stand out simply because they are unique in some way. To share this page, please use the buttons to the right. Thank you for stopping

Funny Present For A 50 Year Old Man

Geezer Shirt For His 50th Bday

Funny fiftieth birthday GEEZER SHIRT from Swisstoons makes a great present for a husband or boyfriend turning the Big Five O! But it doesn't have to be his fiftieth. A guy can be, or feel like, a geezer at any age; 40, 30 or even 20! Has he been cinching his pants up six inches above his navel lately? Been falling asleep on the couch right after dinner? These are two of the major warning signs of premature geezerism. Funny shirt is easily customized to fit any age at all. Have the honoree put it on before everyone snaps his picture as he proceeds to blow out his candles! There's more milestone birthday gifts back at Zazzle.

Milestone Birthday Funny Geezer Shirt


50th Birthday Gifts From Amazon - Offbeat Gifts For Your 50-Year-Old

Funny Shirt For A Man Who Loves His Lawn

Funny gag gift for any territorial old guy who loves his lawn. YOU KIDS GET OFFA MY LAWN!, screams this cute funny oldtimer shirt. Got a husband, dad or boyfriend who takes great pride in keeping his lawn neatly trimmed and manicured and majorly resents it when it is disrespected? Does he keep a close eye out for trespassers from his living room window or porch? Does anyone cutting across his lawn even to retrieve a ball that might've rolled there catch holy hell when he spots them? He might be a good candidate for very funny shirt which is one of the great 50th birthday gifts. To get a closer look, please click the blue text below the image.

Funny Old timer Shirt

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Funny 50th Birthday Gifts, Greeting Cards and Invitations For Women

Is She Only As Old As She Feels?

Ladies have milestone birthdays, too, and if your wife, girlfriend or best friend is about to turn, here are a few suggestions! They say we are only as old as we feel. The wearer of one funny 50th shirt shown here declares she feels pretty darned good! Another is perfect for a Geezette. Still another declares Life is to short. One funny hat is for a gal who may have found a grey hair or two. There are also a couple of humorous party invitations in case you're planning to surprise someone. Finally, there's a greeting card which is perfect if you're planning to take your friend out for a cocktail or two on her big day. To get a closer look at these items, please click the capitalized link below the images. All designs are copyrighted by the creators.

Womens 50th Birthday Gag Gift Ideas

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Are you over fifty? Did you feel any different the day after your fiftieth than you did the day before? Personally, I like getting a whole new decade to go through. I mean, doesn't it feel good to see a zero again? Sure beats a 9!

Do You Consider "50" An Important Birthday

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      Thomas F. Wuthrich 

      5 years ago from Michigan

      @amosvee: You mean, before you turned 29 two months ago? Now, why would that be...?

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      5 years ago

      Oh, and I am getting myself that tiara.

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      5 years ago

      This is not as funny as it would have been to me two months ago. But still pretty funny.

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      Jeph Maystruck 

      5 years ago from Regina, SK

      Well I'm obviously getting one of those for my Dad for his 50th!

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      6 years ago

      Fun t-shirts for the 50th birthday. We all need to plan for this! LOL

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      6 years ago

      Definitely some fun gift ideas indeed! And it certainly is a landmark!

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      6 years ago

      OMG, yes indeed ... this is an important birthday in the scheme of things! Just like it used to be 40.

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      6 years ago

      you can consider hiring a photographer to turn this event into a great memoir! check our website in Israel: - it's an amazing gift.


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