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If My Nose Was Running Money

Updated on August 2, 2014

I'd Blow it all on you.

I don't know about you, but I never seem to have enough money to buy that outrageously priced gift for my wife. We all know Valentine's Day, her birthday and your anniversary are coming, but when they finally arrive, I've already blown my money on things like junk food, video rentals or something else less significant (but necessary at the time.)

What man doesn't want to give the love of his life everything she desires, and then some. If my nose was running money I'd surely be able to buy her everything she has ever wanted, and still give her more than she expected. I'd blow all my money on her ...that is if whenever I sneezed, a new dollar bill came out. Since my nose is not made of money to blow it all on her, I have some other suggestions that we can run with, and still make her happy.

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Image credit by Amazon

If my nose was runnin' money, I'd blow it all on you! I'd buy you a Cadillac a new Mercedes too.

I'd build you that mansion up on that mountaintop.

If my nose was running money but honey it's not.

(It's not a Cadillac or Mercedes,

but I think a Porsche will do.)

How much would you spend on your wife? - Take a look at what Aaron Wilburn would spend.

That is if his nose was running money.

Words and Music by Michael Thomas Carr & Michael A Hammond

Photo credit by Amazon
Photo credit by Amazon

"If My Nose Was Running Money, Honey"

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You ask me if I love you and if my love is true.

Well if I were a rich man here is what I'd do.

I'd buy you a diamond ring and a new fur coat or two.

If my nose was runnin' money,

I'd blow it all on you.

Photo credit from royalty free google images by clipart101
Photo credit from royalty free google images by clipart101

If my nose was running money you'd have anything you please

Any time you wanted cash all I'd have to do is sneeze

Honey you'd win the lottery when I have a cold or flu

If my nose was runnin' money I'd blow it all on you

It's a booger of a problem I've got

I wish my nose was runnin' money but it's not

I'd buy you a diamond ring a new fur coat or two

If my nose was runnin' money I'd blow it all on you

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Photo credit google images creative commom domain by clipart101.

What can we get without running up the bill?

I can think of some things.

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Aaron suggested a fine new coat... - Ok, I know it's not the fur of her life, but my wife likes this coat.

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Aaron even mentioned a nice new car. - Heads up guys... If you're not really getting her a car, you better have some sort of bling planted inside the packaging.

Just make sure she doesn't throw out the wrapper! Sorry, I couldn't find a Cadillac.

Money would be tacky, and pretty much get us in trouble guys.

Here are some things she'll love.

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Something I'd buy for my wife. - Full Dozen Gourmet Dipped Swizzled Berries

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Now that's what I'm talking about. How can we go wrong?

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Premium Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate Candy Bar, luscious Lindt Chocolate Truffles, Heart Sugar Cookies, a soft and cuddly keepsake teddy bear that she can cherish forever and a gift tag from you. Hand crafted with attention to every detail, tied with ribbons and adorned with roses.

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Most Important: Don't forget!

Be sure to come back, there may be a "Sneezequel".

Official Aaron Wilburn Website: http://aaronwilburn.com

"If My Nose Was Running Money Honey" Words and Music by Michael Thomas Carr & Michael A Hammond; © Copyright Bo-Ann Publishing Company (BMI)

Photos are royalty free domain.

Ok Guys, - Go ahead, go blow some money on your honey!

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    • NoProblemmo profile image

      NoProblemmo 3 years ago

      Funny article. Gesundheit!!!

    • Loretta L profile image

      Loretta Livingstone 4 years ago from Chilterns, UK.

      Nice lens. My lovely hub is pretty good at Valentine's day.

    • LiteraryMind profile image

      Ellen Gregory 4 years ago from Connecticut, USA

      Very cute lens. I like the way you tied it in with the song.

    • OliviaDaughter LM profile image

      OliviaDaughter LM 5 years ago

      Great lens. Thanks for sharing.

    • avigarret profile image

      avigarret 5 years ago

      A very creative approach, thanks for sharing.

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      ademumet 5 years ago

      woh...i like it..

      like back..thank

    • Countryluthier profile image

      E L Seaton 5 years ago from Virginia

      Blessings upon this lens. were my nose running money I'd achoooooo you a buck or twoooooo! Great lens and song. Wish mine were but you know it's.....

    • tylerabernethy22 profile image

      tylerabernethy22 5 years ago

      I love that lens. I mean those were some awesome gifts, it was very well structured, and written!

      Seriously, Great Work,

      Tyler

    • goo2eyes lm profile image

      goo2eyes lm 5 years ago

      the title of your lens is really good. if you wrote, if my nose was running green (green bucks), it may have a different implication. blessings for this funny and wonderful lens.

    • BenJacklin LM profile image

      BenJacklin LM 5 years ago

      very funny :)

    • dixiebliss profile image

      dixiebliss 5 years ago

      This is great! I love the coat, too!!

    • CCGAL profile image

      CCGAL 5 years ago

      This is very nicely done and I love the selections you've chosen to highlight.

    • RomanticMe profile image

      RomanticMe 5 years ago

      Great lens.. and funny too

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      JoshK47 5 years ago

      What a fun lens - enjoyed it quite a bit! Blessed by a SquidAngel!

    • bechand profile image

      bechand 5 years ago

      this was fun !

    • Inkhand profile image

      Inkhand 5 years ago

      There's so many ways of showing your appreciation and affection towards someone without having your nose running off money. A fun lens.

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      myamya 5 years ago

      Thanks you for sharing this lens! thumbs up

    • mary lighthouse15 profile image

      mary lighthouse15 5 years ago

      Thumbs up! A good topic for the season of love!

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      Mary Crowther 5 years ago from Havre de Grace

      Great job and fantastic gift ideas!

    • alittlebitofeve profile image

      alittlebitofeve 5 years ago

      great lens! might have to come back for some things for my girlfriend in the upcoming months.