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Christmas Riddles for Kids

Updated on January 8, 2018
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Sheila is the author of the Fiona the Theater Mouse series of children's books, as well as Treasure in a Mountain Cave. She is also a poet.

Time for a Joke!

Knock Knock!
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Christmas Riddles: How to Distract Excited Kids and Have Fun at Christmas Time

Do you remember telling riddles as a child? How about Knock Knock Jokes? Are you a parent who has listened over and over again to silly questions with answers that you just don't get, but that send your child into hysterical laughter?

If you are like me, you will answer all three of these questions with "Yes!" And you may have noticed that the riddle-telling rises to a pitch during times of intense excitement, such as while waiting for Christmas. Need some Christmas riddles to liven up your family time? How many days til Christmas? Aaaahhhh!

Kids love riddles, the sillier the better. On this hub you will find some Christmas and other riddles to share with your budding comedian. Here are some Christmas riddles to tickle your family's funny bone.


Answering Riddles for Silly Fun

You'll Get Points, Too!

I started out with a dozen questions and answers on this hub, plus a duel, but I keep adding to the number. Each riddle has at least two possible answers. One is technically correct, but if you prefer the other answer that's all right, too. Anything for a laugh.

Truth is, some of these riddles are so silly that I don't know why one answer is better than another. You are free to choose whichever answer you prefer when repeating them to your kids. They may find another answer that isn't even written here. In fact, you could challenge them to make up as many answers as they can think of. Challenge them to create their own riddles, too. A family night of riddle writing could become a tradition at your house.

Riddles or Knock Knock Jokes? - Everyone's a Comedian

Which Do You Prefer, Riddles or Knock Knock Jokes?

Wall Humor: This was a favorite riddle of mine when I was small. I thought I'd start with something dumb and familiar.

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Quit Horsing Around!

Christmas horse
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What?

I know -- that wasn't very Christmasy, was it? But it was the first riddle I learned and so I added some extra answers that seem to stretch it to fit the theme. Kind of. Sort of.

Well, I promise you, the following riddles really do have a Christmas theme. Read on and see whether I'm right.

Literacy Riddle

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Seasonal Weight-Gain Riddle For the Healthy Appetite

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Laughing Dog

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Woof!
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Sports Riddle: A Ballgame Joke

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Weather Riddle: A Funny Storm

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Kitty Fun

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Animal Riddle: Dangerous Jokes

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A Culinary Riddle: Very Tasty

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Tasteful

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Riddle for Wilderness Adventure Fans: A Wild and Musical Joke

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Here Are a Few for You Knock Knock Fans!

I bet you haven't heard these ones before. (I just made them up . . . I think!)

1.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Suzy

Suzy who?

Suzy Snowflake

2.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Rudolf

Rudolf who?

Rudeolf you not to invite me in!

3.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Elf

Elf who?

Elf yourself to a cup of cocoa and add a few marshmallows for fun.

4.

Knock knock!

Who's there?

Frosty

Frosty who?

Frost-he puts all the toys in the sleigh, and then he hitches up the reindeer.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

© 2010 Sheilamarie

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    • kimark421 profile image

      kimark421 

      5 years ago

      Great lens. You made me smile and chuckle.

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      Angela F 

      5 years ago from Seattle, WA

      Thanks for the grins :)

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      Wedding Mom 

      6 years ago

      I loved answering the riddles.

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      Lisa Morris 

      6 years ago

      My son and loved the knock knock jokes. Great lens.

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      javr 

      7 years ago from British Columbia, Canada

      Thanks for all of the quizzes.

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      Jimmie Lanley 

      7 years ago from Memphis, TN, USA

      I thought using the quiz module was a neat way to present the riddles. Actually I missed quite a few! I guess everyone's sense of humor is different.

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      DecoratingEvents 

      7 years ago

      Too much fun! Thanks for the riddles!

    • Lou165 profile image

      Lou165 

      7 years ago from Australia

      These were some fun riddles, now I have to try them out on my dd - she'll think I'm brilliant!!

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      Rhonda Albom 

      7 years ago from New Zealand

      Love this. Thanks.

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      Barbara Radisavljevic 

      7 years ago from Templeton, CA

      That's just what I needed. It's been a stressful day.

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      Sandy Mertens 

      7 years ago from Frozen Tundra

      This was fun! Thanks for the laugh.

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      Cheryl Paton 

      7 years ago from West Virginia

      They were fun, and I got most of them!

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      Nancy Tate Hellams 

      7 years ago from Pendleton, SC

      Fun riddles for Christmas. I will have to share these with my grandson.

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      tssfacts 

      7 years ago

      Love the quizzes. I missed one not bad for an "older" person. Some I remembered and some I guessed.

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