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Rude Christmas Cards

Updated on December 29, 2013

Bah Humbug! Rude Holiday Greetings Aren't For Everyone

If you're tired of being holly and jolly, don't feel like sharing goodwill toward men, and are channeling more spirit of the Grinch than the spirit of Christmas this year, you'll love these rude Christmas cards. They're rude, crude, and sometimes even lewd. They're not the type of card you'd want to send Granny or show the kids, but you might enjoy sharing one with your best friend who loves practical jokes or a coworker with a twisted sense of humor.

All of these greetings can be purchased individually or in larger quantities, and you can personalize them with your own photo or text. Sound intriguing? Then take a look below to see some rude Christmas cards for the holidays.

(Image of funny holiday greeting provided by Zazzle)

Some of the Best Rude Christmas Cards

Personalize these insulting cards for someone you love!

Each of the holiday greetings shown here can be personalized with your own text and/or photo on the inside, and some also allow you to add a name or text to the front of the card, too. Click any image to learn more.

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When You Care Enough to Send the Worst

More rude and insulting holiday cards

These grinchy greetings are available at Zazzle, where you can personalize them with your own text and/or images by looking for the Customize It! button. Click on any image to see a larger version of the card and learn more about it.

Perfect Xmas CardGet Details

Now Quit Staring CardGet Details

Happy F'n XmasGet Details

Yellow Snow CardGet Details

Sit on My Lap Get Details

Let's Be NaughtyGet Details

Funny Christmas Gift CardGet Details

Nothin Butt a Basset..Get Details

Even More Obnoxious Choices

Who knew there were so many ways to insult the ones you love?

Didn't find anything quite insulting or rude enough above? Then check out these additional options for holiday naughtiness. They contain none of the warm, fuzzy feelings typically associated with the Christmas holidays.

Ride Santa, Save a ReindeerCHECK PRICE

Bite Me Gingerbread ManCHECK PRICE

Hard of HearingCHECK PRICE

Santa's Pit StopCHECK PRICE

Funny Christmas NutcrackerCHECK PRICE

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Prancer, Cut That Out!CHECK PRICE

Rude Christmas cards are perfect when giving a holiday gag gift.

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    • StaceyWrites profile image


      5 years ago

      One year my college roommate and I were out shopping and saw this particular Christmas card in Spencer's that practically had us in tears from crying. It said "Know why I'm sending you this Christmas card?" (and inside the card) "Because it's Christmas, you stupid a**hole!" We ended up buying one for each other. LOL!

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      5 years ago

      Wish I could dare... Christmas always brings out the worst in me.

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      Carolan Ross 

      5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Oh these 'rude Christmas cards' are LOL hilarious! One year I decorated the hallway with a mural created from funny Christmas cards like these, went over big at the Christmas Eve party. So I kept it, later cut it into pieces and put it in a photo album, fun to pull out at holiday time.

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      Virginia Allain 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      These would make a fun change from all the over-used card themes (snowy scene, little drummer boy, etc.).

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      Michael Shepherd 

      5 years ago from Ennis, Co. Clare, Ireland

      Thanks for the fun browse. I prefer to read these cards here than in a shop where I am embarrassed by my loud laughter.


    • Brandi Bush profile image


      5 years ago from Maryland

      Ha! I don't think I'd ever give a card like this, but they were funny to read! :)

    • kiratalley profile image


      5 years ago

      Haha, some of these look so funny, I don't mind receiving it, but I'd err on the side of caution depending on who is on the receiving end.


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