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15 funny Christmas Jokes for Kids

Updated on March 14, 2011

Easy to learn Seasonal Jokes for Children

(1) What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has no l (noel).

(2) What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy claws.

(3) What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle.

(4) How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

(5) What is green, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt elf.

(6) Knock knock!

Who's there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use - I've forgotten my name again!.

(7) What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitus!.

(8) What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum - you can't beat it!.

(9) Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Hosanna

Hosanna who?

How's sanna claus gonna get down our chimney?

We have central heating and no chimney!.

(10) What is green, covered with tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?

mistle-toad!

(11) A Scottish Santa Claus came down the chimney and said: "Anyone want to buy a present".

(12) What's red ,white and blue at christmas time?.

A sad candy cane!.

(13) Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?

They both drop their needles!.

(14) What kind of pet did Aladdin have?

A flying car-pet!.

(15) Why do reindeer scratch themselves?

Because they're the only ones who know where they itch!.

HAVE FUN KIDS.....jimmy

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      dj max 3 years ago

      Awesome jokes

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      hdtgcesfgbdfsvg 4 years ago

      very good jokes

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      kristian 4 years ago

      i like this web.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      Father Christmas 4 years ago

      I liked number 3 it was kind of funny

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      devlin 4 years ago

      aww a love joke number 9 haha!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      papa 4 years ago

      haha like them so funny

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      Alexa 5 years ago

      I loved them they are sooooooooooooooo funny

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      mckenzie 5 years ago

      funnyst jokes ever more pleas

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      Haylee 5 years ago

      Hahaha there funny

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      ayessa 5 years ago

      9] w as funny

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      Awesome Person 5 years ago

      Funny!!!

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      kjgjhfiyltgo;ukyb u 6 years ago

      gosh u n

      eed more jokes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      jade 6 years ago

      i've heard better but it's not that bad oh dear.

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      ellie 6 years ago

      ive heard these jokes before i think u should change them but they would be funny if i hadn't heard them before x

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      Victoria 6 years ago

      number #11 is very mean im scottish

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      Andreea 6 years ago

      nice i loved them there for my christmas concert my teacher love them

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      7 years ago

      #11 is offensive-and I wouldn't want my child to tell xenophobic jokes-the rest are nice

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      mebob 7 years ago

      I know most of them.

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      glassvisage 8 years ago from Northern California

      Clearly the Scottish Santa joke was the best :) And don't worry about the downers, Jimmy, I get them all the time on my "best pick-up lines" Hub :P

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      misty 8 years ago

      lol

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      James Paterson 8 years ago from Scotland

      2 comments in one night Justin i got your ip lol.....jimmy

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      James Paterson 8 years ago from Scotland

      glad you stopped by Justin I know a joke about your name but this is a page for kids jokes.....jimmy

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      Cool dood 8 years ago

      Stouped jokes I hated them

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      Justin 8 years ago

      Some of rhe stouped jokes I have ever read

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      James Paterson 8 years ago from Scotland

      Thanks Daniel merry christmas maybe santa will get you a life this year.....jimmy

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      Kenneth Holland 9 years ago

      Ok, I agree....7, 8 and 10 made me laugh! And I have to say it's refreshing to read cute funny jokes instead of racy ones for once.

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      Missy 9 years ago

      They were corny yet funny

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      danielle 9 years ago

      hey s they were alright but not tht gdgd lol:D

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      Hilary lieop 10 years ago

      I really liked numbers 7 & 8! They made me etastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      belebay 10 years ago from Singapore

      Ha hahaha....

      Nice!

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      Cathy 10 years ago from Oregon, USA

      Cute! The kids and I love them!.....Cathy

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      James Paterson 10 years ago from Scotland

      thanks robin...jimmy

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      Robin Edmondson 10 years ago from San Francisco

      Wonderful. Georgia loved them!

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      IĆ°unn 10 years ago

      :D