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I am an Addict

Updated on April 20, 2015
Heinz Apple Baby food
Heinz Apple Baby food | Source
My addicting Nose inhalers
My addicting Nose inhalers | Source
Tasty baby Nestum
Tasty baby Nestum | Source

I am an addict hooked on

Heinz and Gerber baby food.

I am an addict don’t you

play no tricks when I want my

baby food.

I am an addict hooked on

Baby Nestum, it taste nice all it

need is a little spice, 2 hefty

spoons of milk and a spoon of

sugar and it will be alright.

I am an addict I need my

Cough & cold nasal inhaler

near to sniff and pull

it makes me feel oh so good.

I am an addict i love corn

corn on cobs , corn in tins,

corn in vege, corn in pie,

corn in rice ... corn makes everything

taste nice.

………….. I am not

a drug addict, but i am preferably

a baby foodaholic.

Written by : Joanna Chandler

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    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      LOL well i eat that also i had a bowl of it last night i see it's not only me that needs Rehab!

    • bluebird profile image


      5 years ago

      That reminds me, I haven't had a bowl of baby cereal, you know, the dry stuff you add milk to, in years! I loved that stuff!

      (excuse me, gotta go run to the store)

    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      lol @ blossomsb thanks for reading.

    • BlossomSB profile image

      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 

      5 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      So funny! I hope lots of people read this and get hooked on such harmless things, too.

    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      LOL kidscraft so you and Faith are chocoholics hmmmm don't get to hyper

    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      Thanks Frank I need to read your story you seem to have hubbers going wild doing your story ending LOL so happen to read a few but haven't reach to your story the starter soon will

    • kidscrafts profile image


      5 years ago from Ottawa, Canada

      It's better to be addicted to baby food than drugs or alcohol for sure. As Faith wrote, we have all our weaks point. In my case, it's chocolate but my excuse is that I am Belgian from origin ;-)

      Have a nice weekend!

    • Frank Atanacio profile image

      Frank Atanacio 

      5 years ago from Shelton

      I use to be hooked on baby fruit peaches in the jar didn't know why, but I'd by them for myself.. weird huh..LOL great little share Lady :)

    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      Yeah sunny gotta be an addict on something once it's not on cocaine, weed or alcohol those can extremely mess you up.

    • Sunny River profile image

      Sunny River 

      5 years ago from A Place Without A Name which resides somewhere between Fantasy and Belief, just north of Reality

      Coffee. Coffee is my weakness and addiction. Lol. But what's the point of life if you don't love something, right? :)

    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      Thank U , LOL you sure right i forgot to mention i am addicted to corn too.

    • LadyFiddler profile imageAUTHOR

      Joanna Chandler 

      5 years ago from On Planet Earth

      Faith i like chocolate but lately i notice i will have one for so long and won't eat it. Before now i will eat down chocolate after chocolate and then get a sugar rush and become hyper like a child LOL.

    • WiccLit profile image


      5 years ago

      Made me laugh. They say admitting you have a problem is the first step, lol. But I suppose there are worse things to be addicted to. Fun poem.

    • Faith Reaper profile image

      Faith Reaper 

      5 years ago from southern USA

      Hi Dear Jo,

      I believe we are all addicted to something. As for me, I am a chocoholic LOL You have an interesting addiction for sure : )


      Faith Reaper


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