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What animal can eat a elephant in a single swallow in the 21st century? A whale

Updated on September 14, 2015

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What animal can eat a elephant in a single swallow in the 21st century?

A whale.



What is holier than the pope?

A virgin.



What is broker than a church mouse?

A spouse that leaves you in debt.



When some one annoys you, ask them what religion they follow?


1 billion people will say they are a Christian.

1 billion will say they are Muslim.

1 billion will say they are Buddhists.

1 billion atheists.

1 billion in self.

1 billion believe in witch craft.

1 billion believe suffering on earth is ok, paradise is in the after life Heaven.


Then ask them so you a Christian?

So your mother is a Christian?

Should they get physical walk away.

Their spirit is still of the flesh.


Do as wise with other souls that believe.


What came first the soil or water?

Water.



What came first the earth or the heavens?

The earth.



Wh‎at came first God or mankind?

Mankind.



What came first life or death?

Death.



What came first gravity or mass?

Mass.



What came first love or betrayal?

Betrayal.



What came first the chicken or the egg?

The egg.



What came first the thought or the motive?

The thought.



What is real dreams or reality?

Dreams.



What is the most precious resource on earth?

Life.



‎What is the greatest sin?

Sadness and suffering.



What is happiness?

Love of self.(grooming).



What is eternity?

The moment.



What is ‎forever?

Yesterday.



What does god do after the angels worship him and they embrace dinner?

He asks Lucifer to play him his favourite music.




What is the Greatest lesson in life?

Learning from your mistakes.



Why do angels live in heaven?

Because human beings are messing up the earth.



What is the power of thought?

Memory.



What do tears and scabs have in common?

They comfort you when all else has failed you.



What is the value of a faithful heart?

It is priceless.



What's pain?

Suicide.



What is crazy?

Not knowing the value of the next soul.



What is hell?

Not having a home.



When you do not have money?

You are slowly dying.



What we hate?

We can not erase ‎or forget.



What haunts us?

Our mistakes.






Synopsis.

What if the world was yours?

What if?




Gods Poet Nkosi.

Nkosinathi Ncala.


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      peachy 2 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      A good site to know some great knowledge that is funny