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1-900 Some-one

Updated on April 14, 2011

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1-900 Some-one

Your pacing in your room viciously

And picking up the phone cautiously

You then begin to dial a sleazy sex line..

Exactly when your Skeleton clock strike’s nine..

And then some one answers your call..

And you begin to explain for them to role play as your Ex

I’m so sorry you say followed by a please take me back…

The sleazy operator says .. I forgive you baby ! And I want you back !

You go on to say I love you I wish you were here Or I where there !

The sleazy operator replied I want that and I love you too..

Click… Click .. Boom

Said the shiny revolver to your head!

Hello .. Hello .. Are You Still There ?

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    • Awful Poet profile imageAUTHOR

      Awful Poet 

      6 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      Thank you

    • carolinemd21 profile image

      Caroline Marie 

      6 years ago

      Wow. How creative and raw.

    • Awful Poet profile imageAUTHOR

      Awful Poet 

      7 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      Thank you, Were eye am , Eye have no age~

    • Midianite profile image

      Midianite 

      7 years ago from Australia

      Can't wait to see what you write next dude. How old are you?

    • Awful Poet profile imageAUTHOR

      Awful Poet 

      7 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      Thank You~

    • Midianite profile image

      Midianite 

      7 years ago from Australia

      ...You now have a new follower.

      Click… Click .. Boom!

      God, I was not expecting that one.

      Nice work once again.

    • Awful Poet profile imageAUTHOR

      Awful Poet 

      7 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      Very glad to hear.

    • the pink umbrella profile image

      the pink umbrella 

      7 years ago from the darkened forest deep within me.

      im now a loyal fan. big kiss.

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      kimberlyslyrics 

      8 years ago

      David, whew. You will touch many people with this, I promise.

      whew.

      Thank you

      Kimberly

      mush

    • Awful Poet profile imageAUTHOR

      Awful Poet 

      8 years ago from The Large Magellanic Cloud (LMC) (m-M)_0 = 18.41, or 48 kpc (~157,000

      Its So Nice To Hear.

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      kimberlyslyrics 

      8 years ago

      Powerful-click click boom

      you tap into areas of innerstrength that shines through in your work

      big fan

      Kimberly

    • LilithMarie profile image

      LilithMarie 

      8 years ago

      Amazing luv as always

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      Sapphire Gentry 

      8 years ago

      Wow that was intense and awesome!!!

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