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100 Dumbest Google Questions About Barack Obama

Updated on August 17, 2017
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Krzysztof is a lifelong future tech junkie investigating the latest stories from companies like Apple, Samsung, Google, and Amazon.

Here stands President Barack Obama
Here stands President Barack Obama | Source

Google President Barack Obama

Did you ever want to know what people were asking when it came to Barack Obama?

Well you're in luck because I've compiled a list of the 100 dumbest questions people over the world have asked about him on Google.

Here's just a snippet of some of the dumbest "real" questions people asked on Google about him:

1. Is Obama a Cactus

2. Does Obama support Isis

3. Can Barack Obama run in 2016

4. Can Obama deport Justin Bieber

5. Can Obama swim

6. Does Obama eat fried chicken

7. Is Obama related to George Washington

8. Is Obama related to George Bush

9. Can Obama spray super soakers

10. Could Obama be Osama

Yes these are actual questions people have asked about the U.S. president. Just from those 10, you could see there are obvious signs of dumb curiosity, ignorance, and stereotypical assumptions.

However those few questions are merely the tip of the iceberg; it gets much dumber (really dumb). There are 90 more questions individuals like yourselves have asked about Obama.

Explore the entire list and let me know how you think people view our current president as and what it says about society.

A beautiful work of art
A beautiful work of art | Source

Google Questions #11-20

11.
Is Obama a Republican plant
12.
Does Obama have a tattoo
13.
Does Obama have cancer
14.
Does Obama have a son
15.
Does Obama have a snapchat
16.
Does Obama eat babies
17.
Has Obama ever met the pope
18.
Has Obama ever met Romney
19.
Has Obama ate dog
20.
Could Obama run for vice president

Morbid Curiosity About Obama

Not every question seems extremely dumb and some are more curious than stupid, but they're really out of the blue if you think about it.

The bad part is that those questions are quite tame (except for the eating dog and babies) compared to the next set, so get ready to face palm at humanity.

Google Questions #21-30

21.
Could Obama win a third term
22.
Could Obama take over America
23.
Can Obama turn off the internet
24.
Can Obama take my guns
25.
Can Obama assassinate US citizens
26.
Could Obama become a Supreme Court justice
27.
Could Obama dunk
28.
Could Obama dump Biden
29.
Is Barack Obama dead
30.
Can Barack Obama sing

Can Barack Obama Sing?

Does this set of questions change your mind about society?

Sure the curiosity is still there, but a lot of those questions are based on blissful ignorance.

They're also pretty funny though a sad reflection of how clueless some people are. I almost hope individuals are kidding when they ask those types of questions (sadly they aren't).

And...Can he sing?

(See clip above)

Ehhh....You Decide

How would Jesus vote?
How would Jesus vote? | Source

Google Questions #31-50

31.
Can Obama drive
32.
Can Obama make his own laws
33.
Can Obama pass laws without Congress
34.
Can Obama take your 401k
35.
Would Obama pass a background check
36.
Would Obama attack Iran
37.
Would Obama endorse Biden
38.
Why would Obama fake his birth certificate
39.
Would Obama win if he was white
40.
Would Obama have won without Ohio
41.
Would Obama legalize weed
42.
Would Obama support legalization
43.
Would Jesus voted for Obama or Romney
44.
Would Obama use nuclear weapons
45.
Would Obama use Obamacare
46.
Would Jesus vote Obama
47.
Why is Obama important
48.
Why is Obama in NYC today
49.
Why is Obama being sued by Congress
50.
Why is Obama destroying the US

Is Obama Destroying the US?

That last question in this set says a lot about people's feelings towards Barack Obama. Apparently he's destroying America, and there's a lot more where that came from (believe me).

P.S. If you notice any grammatical issues within the questions, then please note that they're taken from what people have actually typed on Google, so they're not always going to be 100 percent on the money.

So Obama is the devil?
So Obama is the devil? | Source

Google Questions #51-70

51.
Why is Obama election significant
52.
Why is Obama good at public speaking
53.
Why is Obama hitler
54.
Why is Obama in town
55.
Why is Obama a jackass
56.
Why is Obama a jerk
57.
Why Obama killed osama
58.
Why is Obama killing America
59.
Why is Obama lying on climate change
60.
Why is Obama marxist
61.
Why is Obama not a citizen
62.
Why is Obama not running for president again
63.
Why is Obama on the view
64.
Why is Obama on tv right now
65.
Why is Obama supporting al qaeda
66.
Why is Obama releasing terrorists
67.
Why is Obama still the president
68.
Why is Obama useless
69.
Why is Obama weak
70.
Why is Obama the antichrist yahoo

Obama is the Antichrist?

Yikes!!!

Those questions obviously don't represent everyone, but it seems like a lot of people aren't too happy about our U.S. president. If they ask about whether or not he's useful or an Al Qaeda supporter, then clearly they're holding a grudge against him.

Might as well keep going and see the rest of the revelations.

Google Questions #71-90

71.
Will Obama be on a dollar bill
72.
Will Obama destroy the world
73.
Will Obama declare martial law before 2016
74.
Will Obama ever be on money
75.
Will Obama ever be stopped
76.
Will Obama have another inauguration
77.
Will Obama invade Texas
78.
Will Obama just go away
79.
Will Obama kill coal
80.
Will Obama kill legal pot
81.
Will Obama leave office early
82.
Will Obama make christmas eve a holiday
83.
Will Obama refuse to leave office
84.
Will Obama recognize armenian genocide
85.
Will Obama salute the American flag
86.
Will Obama announce planet x
87.
Will Obama charge zimmerman
88.
Is Obama being added to Mount Rushmore
89.
Is Obama behind Isis
90.
Is Obama bush's cousin

Barack Obama on the Dollar Bill

People can't stand and/or hate him, but yet they're asking whether or not he'll end up on the dollar bill.

Confused?

Based on the Google questions thus far (we're almost done), there's some mixed reactions to Barack though it skews strongly negatively. In actuality, there are three groups of people when it comes to how they view him.

There are those who hate him and wish he'd fall in a ditch (majority according to the questions), there are those who show some support, and finally there are those who have no idea what's going on or what to think (the ignorant many).

Time to finish off this list with the final 10 questions people ask about Obama on Google.

Obama: Republican or Democrat?
Obama: Republican or Democrat? | Source

Google Questions #91-100

91.
Is Obama daughters adopted
92.
Is Obama ethiopia
93.
Is Obama good
94.
Is Obama in a fraternity
95.
Is Obama king of the south
96.
Is Obama malcom x son
97.
Is Obama republican
98.
Is Obama rich
99.
Is Obama wife is a man
100.
Is Obama real

Final Verdict on President Barack Obama

And there you have it....

Those were the 100 dumbest questions asked on Google about the president.

Are you guys surprised by any of these and what's the final verdict on Barack Obama based on these Google questions?

Obama doesn't come out looking so hot, and it's a far cry from how he was seen entering the presidency in 2008. You could argue there are mixed feelings about him though the majority doesn't seem to be too thrilled.

What about the questions themselves; how dumb are they and how do they reflect our broad society?

People still need a lot of knowledge to gain, and not all of these questions should be classified as "dumb" if properly analyzed. There's a fine line between utter stupidity and a lack of understanding.

A lot of these questions reflect the latter, and it brings me great sorrow to see so many people not understanding how things work. If Google is an outlet for global education, then we have a lot to learn.

Your Turn!

Your Feelings on Barack Obama?

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Thank you; I don't think they'll ever be a president that won't be strongly criticized anymore to the point of ignorance. I mean look what's happening now with Donald Trump (not that he doesn't deserve it).

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      Howard Schneider 2 years ago from Parsippany, New Jersey

      The Obama haters are just amazing in their bigotry and ignorance. Great Hub highlighting this, Chris.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      I'm sure several have learning disorders but what about the others? I agree with the notion of dumb questions equaling terrible grammar, and I see that everyday with YouTube comments. Those people are obvious trolls who sound like they either never made it past middle school or are 9 years old.

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      Krzysztof Willman 2 years ago from Parlin, New Jersey

      Only in America! There has to be some trolling in these questions because it's hard to fathom such stupidity sometimes.

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      Lela 2 years ago from Somewhere in the universe

      You can't fix stupid. Unfortunately. Basically, I have noticed that people who ask the dumbest questions are those that have some of the worst grammar too. Perhaps they have learning disorders and cannot process new things and ideas.

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      Bill Holland 2 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Never underestimate the average American's capacity for idiocy. :) I wish I could say these questions surprise me but they don't.