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3-D Breasts

Updated on January 2, 2010


3-D breasts!!( . )( . )




She had
3-D breasts,
they popped

(  .  )(  .  )

right out at you
even though you
tried hard
not to notice.

But they were always
way ahead of her
in school
and they came
around corners
like two buses
on a lollipop street.

She must have
been a triple
C- cup
cause you couldn't
miss C-ing them.

They jiggled
and wobbled
like two
of peach jello.

"There's always
room for
that you know!"

And boy,

she had room
she got whole rooms
to look at her.

Much like airbags
the force of
their release,
could quite easily
decapitate the head
off any young boy
or at least
give it a good twist.

She taught health class
and when she talked about
artificial resuscitation
I could hardly breathe.

When she bent over
my desk to check a paper
the shadow was like
Mt. McKinley
and I had a
little climber
all ready to go.

But when she talked
about premature
I was already finished.

she died last year
at the ripe old age of
boy was
that funeral tempting.

I'll bet ya the coffin
was an extra
ten inches high.

I know I used
to feel that way
less three
spare the rod...
and spoil the child.

But I didn't go

to the funeral you know
cause it might have

been like the
after the fall.

Two pendulums now
stilled from their
final swing,
into a six foot hole
that covers all 
things 3-D-lightful
from view forevermore.

Thanks,  Miss Quick

for the Mammaries
some Adolescent embarrassment
and a healthier
then usual puberty.

(   .   )(   .   )............MFB III

A true story from the heyday of my youth.


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    • Micky Dee profile image

      Micky Dee 

      8 years ago

      Man this was great. Another "set" quickly came to mind. I hope I can relate of them- but alas -I cannot match this superior description. Dude!

    • kowality profile image


      8 years ago from Everywhere

      Holy crap MFB. We pissed ourselves laughing. Damn good stuff my friend. Whewww...we barely got through the whole poem without bustin a gut.

    • ladyjane1 profile image


      8 years ago from Texas


    • Randy Behavior profile image

      Randy Behavior 

      8 years ago from Near the Ocean

      That is hilarious. :D She's laughing at you from beyond I bet.


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