Shorty's 28 - 30
Shorty's 28 - 30 By Pat Gillem
There once was a boy called Fred,
who kept falling out of his bed.
He should have thunk, and slept in the bottom bunk,
because the next morning they found him dead!
There once was as boy called George,
who liked diving off diving boards.
One day he sprung so high, into the sky,
and landed head first in a gorge!
There once was a boy called Vince,
who always wanted to be a prince.
His mind in a fog, he kissed a frog,
and he's been hopping around ever since!