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Shorty's 28 - 30

Updated on December 6, 2011

Shorty's 28 - 30 By Pat Gillem

There once was a boy called Fred,
who kept falling out of his bed.
He should have thunk, and slept in the bottom bunk,
because the next morning they found him dead!

There once was as boy called George,
who liked diving off diving boards.
One day he sprung so high, into the sky,
and landed head first in a gorge!

There once was a boy called Vince,
who always wanted to be a prince.
His mind in a fog, he kissed a frog,
and he's been hopping around ever since!

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Gus - I guess I don't go by the rules very much. I just write it the way I thunk it. I guess I did shrink them a might. Lol. You know what they say, I am pretty tall for my age. :)

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi MM -I am grateful that you appreciate my goofy sense of humor. Thank you so much.

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      Movie Master 6 years ago from United Kingdom

      Hi Paddy, another hub - another laugh!

      I am grateful to you:-)

      Have a wonderful weekend and take care, MM

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      Gustave Kilthau 6 years ago from USA

      Paddyboy - Interesting change here. You have compressed those 5-liner limerick things into 4-liners. Sort of like expanding on funny stuff while shrinking it.

      Gus :-)))

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi Eiddwen _ Thanks so much. I appreciate your comments, and I am glad that I tickled your funny bone.

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      Eiddwen 6 years ago from Wales

      Thank you so much,these are very clever and so funny.

      Take care and enjoy your day.

      Eddy.

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      PADDYBOY60 6 years ago from Centreville Michigan

      Hi leaderofmany - I am so glad that I could make you laugh. It is good to laugh. You are welcome.

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      Leaderofmany 6 years ago from Back Home in Indiana

      I haven't laughed so hard in awhile. Thank you!!