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Updated on June 10, 2011


Introduction: This conversation took place today between ME and "My Creative Mind". Read it, and then you be the Judge.

Hey "Creative Mind" where are you?

(Answer) I'm here, what's the problem?

I'm not sure, NOTHING is dancing around in my head, no words to be said...I'm so Blank!

(Answer) "No words to be said, nothing dancing in your head"...Don't go getting Mello-Dramantic on me. Mmm, do you remember Ms. Smith, your first grade teacher who used to say, "Put your THINKING CAPS on Class"

Was I ever that little and innocent? Maybe this Heat Wave we're having has gotten to my "Thinking Cap"...and I couldn't sleep at all last night. I think I finally fell asleep at 5 a.m., and my Sister called and woke me at l0 a.m. Our relationship is still mending from our fight and angry words from when I got sick so many weeks ago.

(Answer) Oh yeah, I remember THAT FIASCO! Well, thank goodness that's over with. So let's not waste anymore time on it. Let me think, what can you write about...

Well that's what I'm hoping you can tell me. You Always come up with such Good Ideas...

(Answer) BULL! I'm not doing all the WORK and YOU take all the CREDIT MISSY.

What's that suppose to mean?

(Answer) It should be signed, and her "Creative Mind"...Not just b. Malin. I'm the CREATIVE ONE NOT YOU!

Oh let's not start that argument again...PLEASE, just help me.

(Answer) Ok, Ok. How about a Poem?

Sounds Good.

(Answer) Title, "THE LIFE OF A KLEENEX"

I hate being a Kleenex...Being Sneezed into, Achoo, Achoo.

Not the life I envisioned when my Tree was chopped down...

And I was shipped out of town, and put in a Kleenex Box.

Maybe I'm used once, or twice before I'm put down,

Or thrown away, discarded, gone.

But if by Chance, I'm RECYCLED...I want to come back,

As part of a Newspaper, and that would be that!


ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND (Pardon the Pun) I scream at my "Creative Mind". I'm NOT signing my name to that ridiculous Poem!

(Answer) Fine, then I'll sign mine! It will read, "THE LIFE OF A KLEENEX" By The Creative Mind.


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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      So glad you liked my Crazy Creative Mind Ahorseback...It's always on Speed Dial!

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      ahorseback 6 years ago

      B malin , Ok now , I can see we've got to get you out of the houuse more often , Those cogs need some axle grease........thats all!......:-}awesome though.

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      And Achoo to You Fossillady, can I get you a Kleenex? Ha, Ha, so glad you enjoyed some Silly Fun, it was Fun to Express!

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      Kathi 6 years ago from Saugatuck Michigan

      Oh B. this is so creative and just silly fun to read! Cheers..achoo

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      I always feel Complete when YOU arrive on the scene to Comment Epigramman...It's like a Party, and now almost all my Friends are here!

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      epigramman 6 years ago

      ...well you certainly have a very creative mind and a very witty perspective on life and living too - and it's always fun to come here to your hubs and have a blast!

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Thank you Chatkath for Enjoying my Humor and "Creative Mind"...So Glad I was able to Entertain YOU!

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      Kathy 6 years ago from California

      Very enjoyable b. Malin, I am thankful for you your humor and your creative side! All make for an entertaining Hub!

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      They do, they do Froggy, Could be another Hub for me...Mmmm?

      Hi Jill, so glad you Laughed, I see humor in odd ways so I will continue until I run out of funny Topics...Hopefully NOT.

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      jill of alltrades 6 years ago from Philippines

      Hahha, I enjoyed this! You and your other persona are so creative! More more!

      Voted up and funny!

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      b. malin - Yours talk to you too huh?

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Frog Prince, sometimes when I'm watering my Plants, I do! You just gotta's out there! So Glad you Enjoyed.

      GMWilliams, But sometimes my "Creative Mind" keep me up at Night trying to give me Ideas...A loosing Battle for Sleep. I look forward to reading the results of your Creativity as well

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Sligobay, It's easy to see that your "Creative Mind" is working nicely...Thanks for dropping by and Sharing your version.

      Karanda, you are so perceptive...The "fight" was real and it was with my Sister. Still don't feel on "track" with her, but we will, after all she's my Sister.. So Glad you enjoyed my "Creative Mind" HUb.

      Cheryl, so glad you liked my Creativity...Sometimes I just go with it and say what the Heck!

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      You gotta listen Closely L.L. and you'll hear it...Thanks for coming by and commenting.

      A.A. The Kleenex hopefully got his WISH...Thanks for Enjoying "My Creative Mind.

      MsLizzie, you are so Right, and than I just had Fun with my Mind...My Creative Center!

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      Grace Marguerite Williams 6 years ago from the Greatest City In The World-New York City, New York

      This hub is great and I,too, have a creative mind. Oftentimes while I am asleep, I think about writing hubs. I am fecund with creativity. I feel another hub coming!!!!

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      The Frog Prince 6 years ago from Arlington, TX

      I'm beginning to worry about you Malin. Do you hear little voices too? LMBO

      Great work!

      The Frog

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      Cheryl Kapelner-Champ 6 years ago

      Very smart & clever indeed! You have always had an *excellent creative mind, keep up the good thinking, as we await even more!

      Love it!

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      Karen Wilton 6 years ago from Australia

      Clever use of words and imagination. Especially liked the Kleenex poem and the fight with the sister aka the creative mind or was that you b.Malin?

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      sligobay 6 years ago from east of the equator

      Nothing to sneeze at said the tissue box

      Better not cough or they'll think it the pox;

      Cover your mouth or you'll spread all your germs

      Get her to the doctor or we'll be resting with worms!


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      elizabeth 6 years ago from Buncombe County, NC

      I loved this. You maybe just have a tiny writer's slow down but you rallied and got creative.

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      Augustine A Zavala 6 years ago from Texas

      The Kleenex that had a dream. Where once I was used and discarded, I've returned to share my thoughts in print. Creative mind indeed...

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      L.L. Woodard 6 years ago from Oklahoma City

      Gosh, I wish my creative mind would talk to me like that. The walls I stare at for inspiration have never been conversational.

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      I'm so glad I made you Laugh Shygirl and Thanks so much for all your Compliments. The Kleenex Poem was a Hoot to write.

      Hey Thank you Granny, I was really Blank till I started to Type...and than this Idea began to Form.

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      Granny's House 6 years ago from Older and Hopefully Wiser Time

      b, very funny. Your are sooo creative

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      shygirl2 6 years ago

      Your creative interviews never cease to amaze me and always get me laughing, b. Malin. Without you, your creative mind would not exist. : ) Great job!! Loved it, even down to the kleenex story. I mean poem? lol! Very cute.

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Thank you Fiddleman, glad you like "Creative Mind" it might give HER a Swelled Head!

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      Fiddleman 6 years ago

      Can't fool me, creative mind it is. I think the cap my teacher told me to put on looked sorta like a cone. Good write!

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      So Glad you think so Aizel.

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      Alex Zelahy 6 years ago from Indiana

      Very creative mind

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Thank you so much Cypsy Willow...Our Thinking Caps get misplaced every once-in-awhile, but that's ok, because it seems to make it back once again!

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      Gypsy Willow 6 years ago from Lake Tahoe Nevada USA , Wales UK and Taupo New Zealand

      Very inventive. I never worked out where my thinking cap was and I thought it was a kin to an illuminated address. Enjoyed the read.

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      b. Malin 6 years ago

      Hey Bella, Don;t get caught reading on the Job, but "Thanks" so much for doing so, and all you FUN comments back.

      HI Breakfastpops, WELCOME BACK, missed you and your HUBS. Thanks from Both of Us!

      Toknowinfo, I'll let my "Creative Mind" know...Such a character. Thanks for enjoying our creation.

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      toknowinfo 6 years ago

      I love the way you think! Thanks to you and your creative mind for sharing your thoughts. I enjoyed listening to the conversation. Rated up and funny. I always gain something great from reading what you write!

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      breakfastpop 6 years ago

      You are both very creative!

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      Erica Sanchez 6 years ago from California

      Lol this was to cute B., You are always so creative oops sorry creative mind of B., Malin...Voted up great read had me smiling againd a huge grin my boss just said I look special ed staring at the screen with a huge grin on my face and asked what I was looking at and I quickly minimized the page as too I am not supposed to be reading on the job but yeah thanks for sharing!!

      smiles :)