An Antonym Poem: Opposite Day
What is Opposite Day?
Opposite Day is an unofficial holiday where everything that is said or done has the opposite effect or intention. Once declared, all statements and actions are opposite of what they typically mean. For example, if I say, "You're ugly," it actually means your quite good looking.
Opposite Day
Words easily express
how much I hate you
and wish we'd never met.
I bet my friends
that we'd be through
so soon I would forget
your stink, your smell,
the awful odor always all around
that thing you call a will to live--
drags upon the ground.
I want to bite
your crusty lips
right off your ugly face.
Calling you my enemy
fills me with such disgrace.
My final note
for you, my demon,
is one I think you'll hate
the size of pants around your waist
is one that is too great.
