ArtsAutosBooksBusinessEducationEntertainmentFamilyFashionFoodGamesGenderHealthHolidaysHomeHubPagesPersonal FinancePetsPoliticsReligionSportsTechnologyTravel

A Squirrelly Haiku

Updated on July 26, 2019

How To Confuse A Squirrel

The other day I stumbled across an interesting scene. Someone had cut down an older tree that was close to a fairly large two story building. The tree was a large tree, the sort that is a shade tree in summer, and the sort that needed many bags to contain the raked up leaves in the fall. In winter, when the leaves fell, the tree allowed the warmth of the sun to shine through.

It was an oak, and its greatest fan was a squirrel.

When I first noticed the squirrel, he was shivering but motionless. He was at the edge of the roof-line of the building. The spot he had stopped at was clearly the same spot where he normally would have jumped from the roof to a nearby branch of the oak tree.

But the branch was there no more. The tree was gone.

I paused to, to take in the full scene.

We often make jokes about people acting 'squirrelly'. It is something else altogether to see a squirrel that is righteously confused.

Trained Squirrels Use Sidewalks

A squirrel comes up the walkway for a visit.  Perhaps he's looking for a new home?
A squirrel comes up the walkway for a visit. Perhaps he's looking for a new home?

Squirrel Haiku

Squirrel perched on roof edge high,
A little gargoyle,
His tail not twitching

Hawk sits higher in a tree,
Watching for movement.
Vultures are circling.

Mighty oak from acorns grow,
Squirrel played his role,
Buried acorn tree.

Tree cut down has no more leaves,
To foul the downspout.
Mans problem is solved.

Squirrel perched on roof edge high,
Wanting to jump, but,
Sanctuary gone.


    0 of 8192 characters used
    Post Comment
    • GusTheRedneck profile image

      Gustave Kilthau 

      8 years ago from USA

      FitnezzJim -

      Please excuse this "off-topic" comment based solely on your comment, above:

      I saw one of those, I think, just the other day. It was at the side of the road propped up onto cinder blocks, all of the wheels and tires gone. However it was neither a "five" nor a "seven," It was actually a 2012 "eight."

      The cops are forever warning us about this sort of thing. I'd betcha that its owner had one of those "Decembers to Remember" things we are forever having to watch on the TV.

      Gus :-)))

    • FitnezzJim profile imageAUTHOR


      8 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Too funny, I messed it up as a Haiku by dyslexifying my fives and sevens.

    • GusTheRedneck profile image

      Gustave Kilthau 

      8 years ago from USA

      FitnezzJim -

      Good stuff here. Very enjoyable read. You have evidently invented the hhhhhaaaaaiiiikkikkkuuuuu poetic form. Someone might even mention that in a comment. One never knows. :-)

      Gus :-)))

    • profile image

      CJ Sledgehammer 

      9 years ago


      I am Sorry to hear about your knee, but I hope the resulting surgery was a success.

      I, too, have had knee surgery, a number of years ago, and the darn thing still causes me trouble. I've got a nasty case of arthritis in it now and Lord knows what else.

      The good news is I really liked your haiku. I have not written one yet, but I will. If I am not mistaken, this is the longest haiku I have seen on Hubpages thus far.

      You do good work, Jim - it's good to know that you are here. :0)

      Best wishes, behave, and be well - C.J. Sledgehammer

      P.S. Voted up and away!!!

    • FitnezzJim profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Snakes, are they moving early this year or what? I saw two just today at work, black snakes. One just outside the door as I opened it to walk out, so I turned around and used another door. The other slowly slithering across the parking lot, apparently following the first. Really glad they were slow moving black snakes. I just had knee surgery last week and was in no mood at all to try playing dodge-snake.

      Be careful out there, and I hope you find a way to get the snake out of there before it does harm, or scares away all your writing material.

    • profile image


      9 years ago


      Pam and I are relating to "sanctuary gone". Our first Mojave rattlesnake sighting of the year happened yesterday. Bugger made it down a hole before I could get a crack at him...and HIS sanctuary from ME means that what's been the "safe dirt pile" for countless rabbits, spotted ground squirrels, and kangaroo rats has become...potentially deadly.

    • FitnezzJim profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Thank you Derdriu. I didn't notice anyone else mentioning that they all blended together to tell one story. Poor squirrel, we've not seen him since, at least, I don't think we've seen that particular squirrel since. It's hard to tell one squirrel from another.

    • profile image


      9 years ago

      FitnezzJim, What a charming, compelling, connected poetic tribute to the Commonwealth's grey squirrel! They're innovative but loyal: they seem to be running toward or away from the black walnut, box elders or Chinese chestnut whenever I catch darting glimpses of them here. So the innovation means that your squirrel will adapt, but the loyalty will cause him at first to run his old path over the roof...before stopping at the abyss which replaces his favorite oak tree.

      Thank you for sharing and caring,


    • FitnezzJim profile imageAUTHOR


      9 years ago from Fredericksburg, Virginia

      Renamed this sequence because I noted I'd used a 7-5-5 metric rather than the 5-7-5 metric typical of a Haiku.

      And, glad you all enjoyed it.

    • Angela Blair profile image

      Angela Blair 

      9 years ago from Central Texas

      Jim, what delightful poetry. I enjoyed it immensely. Voted up. Best/Sis

    • NatalieSack profile image


      9 years ago from Pittsburgh, PA

      Can I tell you how refreshing it is to read poetry on HubPages that is not all "bitter tears and angels wings and boundless dark misery"? Thank you for these--I really enjoyed them!

    • Cyndi10 profile image

      Cynthia B Turner 

      9 years ago from Georgia

      Cute haiku. I can relate to the squirrels. They love the oaks in my yard.

      The dog loves to bark

      Squirrels always run to hide

      No losses today.

      That about sums up what goes on at my house. Thanks for sharing yours :-)


    This website uses cookies

    As a user in the EEA, your approval is needed on a few things. To provide a better website experience, uses cookies (and other similar technologies) and may collect, process, and share personal data. Please choose which areas of our service you consent to our doing so.

    For more information on managing or withdrawing consents and how we handle data, visit our Privacy Policy at:

    Show Details
    HubPages Device IDThis is used to identify particular browsers or devices when the access the service, and is used for security reasons.
    LoginThis is necessary to sign in to the HubPages Service.
    Google RecaptchaThis is used to prevent bots and spam. (Privacy Policy)
    AkismetThis is used to detect comment spam. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide data on traffic to our website, all personally identifyable data is anonymized. (Privacy Policy)
    HubPages Traffic PixelThis is used to collect data on traffic to articles and other pages on our site. Unless you are signed in to a HubPages account, all personally identifiable information is anonymized.
    Amazon Web ServicesThis is a cloud services platform that we used to host our service. (Privacy Policy)
    CloudflareThis is a cloud CDN service that we use to efficiently deliver files required for our service to operate such as javascript, cascading style sheets, images, and videos. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Hosted LibrariesJavascript software libraries such as jQuery are loaded at endpoints on the or domains, for performance and efficiency reasons. (Privacy Policy)
    Google Custom SearchThis is feature allows you to search the site. (Privacy Policy)
    Google MapsSome articles have Google Maps embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    Google ChartsThis is used to display charts and graphs on articles and the author center. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSense Host APIThis service allows you to sign up for or associate a Google AdSense account with HubPages, so that you can earn money from ads on your articles. No data is shared unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Google YouTubeSome articles have YouTube videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    VimeoSome articles have Vimeo videos embedded in them. (Privacy Policy)
    PaypalThis is used for a registered author who enrolls in the HubPages Earnings program and requests to be paid via PayPal. No data is shared with Paypal unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook LoginYou can use this to streamline signing up for, or signing in to your Hubpages account. No data is shared with Facebook unless you engage with this feature. (Privacy Policy)
    MavenThis supports the Maven widget and search functionality. (Privacy Policy)
    Google AdSenseThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Google DoubleClickGoogle provides ad serving technology and runs an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Index ExchangeThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    SovrnThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Facebook AdsThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Unified Ad MarketplaceThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    AppNexusThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    OpenxThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Rubicon ProjectThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    TripleLiftThis is an ad network. (Privacy Policy)
    Say MediaWe partner with Say Media to deliver ad campaigns on our sites. (Privacy Policy)
    Remarketing PixelsWe may use remarketing pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to advertise the HubPages Service to people that have visited our sites.
    Conversion Tracking PixelsWe may use conversion tracking pixels from advertising networks such as Google AdWords, Bing Ads, and Facebook in order to identify when an advertisement has successfully resulted in the desired action, such as signing up for the HubPages Service or publishing an article on the HubPages Service.
    Author Google AnalyticsThis is used to provide traffic data and reports to the authors of articles on the HubPages Service. (Privacy Policy)
    ComscoreComScore is a media measurement and analytics company providing marketing data and analytics to enterprises, media and advertising agencies, and publishers. Non-consent will result in ComScore only processing obfuscated personal data. (Privacy Policy)
    Amazon Tracking PixelSome articles display amazon products as part of the Amazon Affiliate program, this pixel provides traffic statistics for those products (Privacy Policy)
    ClickscoThis is a data management platform studying reader behavior (Privacy Policy)