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A Weird Dream That Happened Under A flowering magnolia Tree

Updated on May 1, 2020
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We are living in scary times, not able to go out to eat, go to the beauty shop or shopping, but soon it will pass and perhaps will love more

The thought of ingesting a sanitizer, or injecting bleach takes me to the edge of insainity.

Before I went to sleep, I prayed, " If I should die before I wake

I pray oh Lord my soul you'll take

In my peaceful slumber, I dreamed I was lying under a flowering magnolia tree

When I felt a gripping hand attempt to awaken me

When my sleepy eye's began to focus, I thought " could it possibly be? "

The President holding a smoking flask in one hand, a bubbling injection syringe needle in the other

That's when I struggled for air, " thinking I would surely smother

I muttered, " Please Mr. Trump, I don't want to ingest the smoking sanitizer, you say will kill the deadly C virus bug

And please do not inject me with your killer drug

He responded by saying, " Why can't you Democrats believe anything I try to do?

Don't you know I'm only trying to kill the virus flu?

I am the healer, I am God on earth

Have been since my birth

I think my concoction will heal

I'll be so loved, what a fantastic thrill "

When I woke up I had a real hard chill

Went to the bathroom, took a nerve settling pill

When I think of people who might do this unholy act

I ' wanna ' cross the Canadian border and never come back

But when I think of Biden, I know I must stay put

' cos ' four more years of Trump will have us Democrats shoeless, and going barefoot.



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    • always exploring profile imageAUTHOR

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      13 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Kathi. Surely the people who voted for him can see how unstable he is? I echo your prayer. Thanks for coming to read this DREAM lol

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      Kathi Mirto 

      13 months ago from Fennville

      I hear ya Ruby, please God, not four more years! :)

    • always exploring profile imageAUTHOR

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      13 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Manatita. I'm beginning to think all politician are alike, but Trump is the worst. Thanks for coming to read my rant. Chuckle...

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      manatita44 

      13 months ago from london

      Haha Ruby. I know I can rely on you! However, me-hear-dem-say, that Biden had some trouble too. No? Strange old life. Anyway, I hear from an American, that Trump is the most colourful and adventurous President you've ever had! God bless America! Seriously, though. Much Love.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Thanks Laurie, Happy you approve.

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      Laurie S Novak 

      14 months ago from Michigan

      That's great!

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Genna. I just had to write when I heard him suggest ingesting or injecting a sanitizer might kill the C virus. So glad you approve. Hugs...

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      Genna East 

      14 months ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol! Sorry I'm late Ruby. This is precious. You've captured his thoughtless narcissism perfectly. Satire at its best. :-)

    • always exploring profile imageAUTHOR

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Devika. Thanks for reading and commenting. I always enjoy your visit to my hub's.

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      Devika Primić 

      14 months ago from Dubrovnik, Croatia

      Hi Ruby your talent is amazing and you show how life is right now.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mitara, so nice to see you. it was reported in the news that two young people did drink the sanitizer and was hospitalized. I appreciate your thoughts on this dangerous man who occupies our Whitehouse. Thank you.

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      Mitara N 

      14 months ago from South Africa

      Loooool, "When I think of people who might do this unholy act

      I ' wanna ' cross the Canadian border and never come back

      ' cos ' four more years of Trump will have us Democrats shoeless, and going barefoot."

      Simply love your expression to the thought of it all.

      A tough pill to swallow.

      That was definitely a conundrum to such logic. If there was nothing valuable to say, to spew out such a prognosis thinking he is God or have any God given right to mess with the people who have already experienced so much turmoil due to this situation, there's definitely something psychologically wrong with him.

      To put such a thought in the minds of people, he might as well call himself the C Virus as he is not aiding the cause in any way.

      I truly hope nobody trusted in those words as aside from the virus he himself would of increased the death toll, no one has that right.

      Take care, keep well and be safe good friend

    • always exploring profile imageAUTHOR

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Thanks Umesh for coming by.

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      Umesh Chandra Bhatt 

      14 months ago from Kharghar, Navi Mumbai, India

      Interesting one.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Kyler. Happy you got a kick out of this. I couldn't believe people would actually drink a sanitizer? I really believe he thinks he's smart.

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      Kyler J Falk 

      14 months ago from California

      "I am the healer, I am God on earth

      Have been since my birth"

      That one really got me laughing, Ruby, I could hear him saying it in his own voice! Then he'd follow it up with something like:

      "God told me I'm the King, And for me he made angels sing!"

      Hahahahaha! His ego really bothers me, and he isn't even tasteful and tactful like Obama was with his quips. Even when he is being humorous, it lacks the charm of Bush Jr.

      Still, child sniffer in chief is not a title I want in the white house. I'll take four more years of the boor.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Brenda, I'm so glad this put a smile on your face. That's what I was hoping for.

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      BRENDA ARLEDGE 

      14 months ago from Washington Court House

      Oh Ruby,

      This is so cute!

      I so dread them coming up with something they say we must all take...i remember when i was young taking the vaccine for polio.

      Your dream is quite a vivid one..and indeed put a smile on my face.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Shauna, there would be no room for me, he takes all the available space. Hee

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      14 months ago from Central Florida

      Ruby, I think you're safe, as long as you're not posting on Twitter. Tee hee.

    • always exploring profile imageAUTHOR

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Shauna. I blame this satire on being housebound and scared that he's read other satire I've written and he's out to get me. What do you think? LOL...Thanks

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello William. I must confess, I didn't have a dream. LOL Thanks

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      14 months ago from Central Florida

      I love your political satire, Ruby.

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      William Kovacic 

      14 months ago from Pleasant Gap, PA

      Quite a dream, Ruby, Or was it? lol

    • always exploring profile imageAUTHOR

      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Sankhajit. Nice to meet you. Happy you enjoyed reading my hub. Thank you.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Bill. No, he ' ain't ' the smartest man, but he should be. Thanks a million.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mar. Every time I say that I won't write about him anymore he does something stupid that wakes my muse up and I must respond. Be safe my friend. Lots of hugs and love coming your way.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello John. it ls unthinkable that anyone would drink a lethal substance, but two did. I really think he is like a God to many people looking for a better life. Lets hope his time is running out.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Peggy. I think the two people who drank the sanitizers were teens, they both were in critical conditions. Thanks for reading my rant.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Clive, glad you found this interesting, stick around. they're be more.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello MG. I do not think it was said in a joking manner. He was earnest when he said it. Watch the video below. Thanks for coming by.

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      Sankhajit Bhattacharjee 

      14 months ago from MILWAUKEE

      I enjoyed reading this poem.

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      Bill Holland 

      14 months ago from Olympia, WA

      The dominant feature in our front yard, growing up, was a willow tree. I would spend hours laying underneath it, daydreaming. Sanitizer? Survival of the smartest! :)

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      Maria Jordan 

      14 months ago from Jeffersonville PA

      Pass those nerve settling pills, dear Ruby - I feel a daymare coming on :(

      Love you and have a peaceful weekend, mar

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      John Hansen 

      14 months ago from Gondwana Land

      Ruby this poem was funny and scary at the same time. I wish he would think before opening his mouth. To think some people are gullible enough to believe that rubbish is a worry too.

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      Peggy Woods 

      14 months ago from Houston, Texas

      It is scary that some people believe every word he utters. The makers of name-brand sanitizers came out quickly and advised people about not using it internally. Whoever would have thought that would become necessary?

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      Clive Williams 

      14 months ago from Jamaica

      Interesting piece.

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      MG Singh emge 

      14 months ago from Singapore

      It is a poem that shocks and makes you think. I wonder if Trump really meant what he said, more of a joke.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Pamela. He said he was being sarcastic after the Doctor almost fainted on stage. If you watch the video below you will hear that he said it and meant it. Much of the stupid remarks he says are overlooked, but this is too serious not to write about it. Thanks.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Mark. Being shoeless is bound to hurt, esp. on gravel. LOL Thanks for coming by.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hi Ann. I was watching the nightly world news when I heard him say to use a sanitizer, ingest or inject. I became so alarmed, then two people actually drank it and became ill and was hospitalized. He is a danger to society. Thanks for coming by to read my rant.

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      Ruby Jean Richert 

      14 months ago from Southern Illinois

      Hello Nell. I actually read that two people drank a sanitizer after Trump's speech. They were hospitalized in serious condition. I know we are the laughing stock of the world. Take care stay safe and don't drink anything I wouldn't! Hee

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      Pamela Oglesby 

      14 months ago from Sunny Florida

      Ruby, This is a vey entertaining article What a dream! I would never inject myself with omething like that. I thought Trump said he was just being sarcastic as the media gives him such a hard time.

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      Mark Tulin 

      14 months ago from Palm Springs, California

      Funny, Ruby And a lot of truth. I don’t want to end up a barefoot pauper either.

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      Ann Carr 

      14 months ago from SW England

      Great! I can sense the danger you feel in your dream and I'm not surprised! What an impossible man that is! Enough to give us all nightmares.

      Surely they won't choose him again?

      Well written, Ruby. With humour, but enforcing the alarm he spreads.

      Keep safe and well.

      Ann

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      Nell Rose 

      14 months ago from England

      LOL! I think you spoke there for most Americans! Over here in England, we are just bewildered by his whole attitude! loved your poem Ruby, made me laugh! Keep safe!

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