A day in the life of Death

I rise to find the body count high

Again it's like they don't realize its just I

I take my ferry ride through river styx

Ready to take those healthy or sick

Those who have sinned and committed wrong

those who didn't even they were dead at all

It's funny how quickly they start to scream

All just from seeing me

"I'm doing my job" I want to say

Trust me it's not great pay

I guess you should have jumped out of the way

of that bus flying down the highway

Those who find themselves here, there's a reason

Obviously you did wrong this season

Other wise you'd be up in the clouds

Instead your hear with lava in mounds

Sorry about your situation

Just to let you know this is no vacation

Now get on the boat I've got plenty of trips to make

oh for heaven sake

Oops I mean hell

oh well forgive my mistake

Stop crying with tears so fake

This place really isn't that bad

Hell you should all be glad

You arrived here because you did so much wrong

While down here develop a song

Amuse the dark lord and maybe you can cut a deal

annoy him and he may hurt you can cause you to squeal

I'm just giving advice of what I've seen in the past

Honestly the scared looks on your face never last

You'll be use to this place soon enough

It's really not that rough

Hey I've dealt with It for Billions of years

It's been so long I forgot how I got here

Now please let me do my job

come now come along

Hurry my job never ends

The rest of hell depends

On me taking you all across the river

I have so many souls to deliver