A humorous tale about my new laptop computer, written in rhyming fashion

Well I guess I'll try a new laptop computer again

Since I switched internet service with satellite high-speed, my old desktop can't stand the warp speed pain

So good-bye my old trusty friend

I'll miss you but all good things must surely come to an end

The computer man got all excited when I called him requesting he come to my home

I swear I heard a pitiful sigh on the phone

He knows me ' cos he's worked with me several times before

I swear the last time he got fightin' mad and abruptly left slamming the front door

I ' ain't complain' he's a top-notch computer man

It's just that he sweats when I ask a question he's already answered a hundred times in his detailed plan

I told him Shawneelink ( my old service ) is still trying to send email when my new address is now gmail

He scratched his head and uttered, " I'm afraid for the very first time I may fail "

I reassured him telling him, " If anyone can do it, you can. "

After all you're a good computer man

He dabbed his forehead and prayed out loud

" Lord help me get through this. Thank God there's no crowd "

I asked him if I could move my new laptop to any room

He answered sarcastically, " It sits on a table or in your lap or you can take it to the moon "

I looked at him knowing he was jousting just a tiny bit

I swear I saw a drop of blood form on his upper lip

Finally my new laptop computer was ready to use

When I asked him which icon to click to get on the internet, he turned bright red and possibly blew a fuse

He reminded me that he was retiring next week

I told him, " I'm sure ' gonna miss you " and lovingly kised his flushed cheek.