AGE HAPPENS...by b. Malin
LOOK OUT...HERE IT COMES...
I'm trying something a little DIfferent... Hope you Enjoy and have some Laughs and Thoughts of your own, as you read my Hub. Here are My Answers to some Wonderful quotes on the subject of,"Growing Older", by the following Famous People who have come to my Hub Page.
Life would be Infinitely Happier if we could only be Born at the age of Eighty and gradually approach Eighteen...Mark Twain
Oh Mark, think of the Wonderful things that We Learn along the path to Eighty...b. Malin
Youth is a Wonderful thing. What a Crime to waste it on Children...George Bernard Shaw
Hey George have you been Talking to Mark?...b. Malin
A Diplomat is a Man who Always remembers his Wife's Birthday, but Never remembers her Age...Robert Frost
Robert, that's why YOU are so Loved and Treasured...b. Malin
You've heard of the Three ages of Man, Youth, age, and "You're looking Wonderful"...Francis Joseph, Cardinal Spellman
Cardinal Spellman, I didn't know that you had such a sense of Humor...Very Funny! Thanks for sharing...b. Malin
I'm getting Old. When I squeeze into a tight parking space, I'm Sexually Satisfied for the Day...Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney, what can I add to that?...b. Malin
Be nice to your Children, for they will choose your Rest Home...Phyllis Diller
Phyllis, at that point, I will Run away from Home!...b. Malin
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it...Matthew Broderick (Movie) "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
One day at a Time, Matthew, One Day at a Time...b. Malin
Life is what Happens to You while you are making other Plans...John Lennon
Peace and Love John to you...b. Malin
Experience is the Name Everyone gives to their Mistakes...Oscar Wilde
How very True Oscar, thanks for the Clarification...b. Malin
It has begun to occur to Me that Life is a Stage I'm going through...Ellen Goodman
Ellen, I'm beginning to feel the say way!...b. Malin
The Secret to staying Young is to live Honestly, Eat Slowly, and LIE about your age...Lucille Ball.
Lucy, thank you for those very Helpful Hints...b. Malin
The Cardiologist's diet: IF it tastes Good, SPIT IT OUT...Paulina Borsook
Paulina, couldn't I CHEW it just a little?...b. Malin
My Doctor gave Me TWO WEEKS TO LIVE. I hope they're in August...Ronnie Shakes
Ronnie, you don't find August too Hot?...b. Malin
My Doctor's very Economical. If you can't afford an operation, he'll touch up the X-Rays...Anonymous
Dear Anonymous, make sure you Never give Me his name...b. Malin
My Grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was Sixty. She's Ninety-Seven now, and we don't know where the Hell She is...Ellen DeGeneris
Hey Ellen, I think I just saw her running by my house...I'll try to catch up with her and have her call home...b. Malin
I have long thought that the Aging Process could be Slowed Down if it had to work its way through Congress...George Bush
Thank you Mr. President for your Thoughts on this subject...I'd have to agree with you...b. Malin
And a Big Thank You to all of you for coming to my Hub Page to Express your "Quotes" with Me...Let's do it again sometime.