AGE HAPPENS...by b. Malin

I'm trying something a little DIfferent... Hope you Enjoy and have some Laughs and Thoughts of your own, as you read my Hub. Here are My Answers to some Wonderful quotes on the subject of,"Growing Older", by the following Famous People who have come to my Hub Page.

Life would be Infinitely Happier if we could only be Born at the age of Eighty and gradually approach Eighteen...Mark Twain

Oh Mark, think of the Wonderful things that We Learn along the path to Eighty...b. Malin

Youth is a Wonderful thing. What a Crime to waste it on Children...George Bernard Shaw

Hey George have you been Talking to Mark?...b. Malin

A Diplomat is a Man who Always remembers his Wife's Birthday, but Never remembers her Age...Robert Frost

Robert, that's why YOU are so Loved and Treasured...b. Malin

You've heard of the Three ages of Man, Youth, age, and "You're looking Wonderful"...Francis Joseph, Cardinal Spellman

Cardinal Spellman, I didn't know that you had such a sense of Humor...Very Funny! Thanks for sharing...b. Malin

I'm getting Old. When I squeeze into a tight parking space, I'm Sexually Satisfied for the Day...Rodney Dangerfield

Rodney, what can I add to that?...b. Malin

Be nice to your Children, for they will choose your Rest Home...Phyllis Diller

Phyllis, at that point, I will Run away from Home!...b. Malin

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it...Matthew Broderick (Movie) "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"

One day at a Time, Matthew, One Day at a Time...b. Malin

Life is what Happens to You while you are making other Plans...John Lennon

Peace and Love John to you...b. Malin

Experience is the Name Everyone gives to their Mistakes...Oscar Wilde

How very True Oscar, thanks for the Clarification...b. Malin

It has begun to occur to Me that Life is a Stage I'm going through...Ellen Goodman

Ellen, I'm beginning to feel the say way!...b. Malin

The Secret to staying Young is to live Honestly, Eat Slowly, and LIE about your age...Lucille Ball.

Lucy, thank you for those very Helpful Hints...b. Malin

The Cardiologist's diet: IF it tastes Good, SPIT IT OUT...Paulina Borsook

Paulina, couldn't I CHEW it just a little?...b. Malin

My Doctor gave Me TWO WEEKS TO LIVE. I hope they're in August...Ronnie Shakes

Ronnie, you don't find August too Hot?...b. Malin

My Doctor's very Economical. If you can't afford an operation, he'll touch up the X-Rays...Anonymous

Dear Anonymous, make sure you Never give Me his name...b. Malin

My Grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was Sixty. She's Ninety-Seven now, and we don't know where the Hell She is...Ellen DeGeneris

Hey Ellen, I think I just saw her running by my house...I'll try to catch up with her and have her call home...b. Malin

I have long thought that the Aging Process could be Slowed Down if it had to work its way through Congress...George Bush

Thank you Mr. President for your Thoughts on this subject...I'd have to agree with you...b. Malin

And a Big Thank You to all of you for coming to my Hub Page to Express your "Quotes" with Me...Let's do it again sometime.