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AGE HAPPENS...by b. Malin
LOOK OUT...HERE IT COMES...
I'm trying something a little DIfferent... Hope you Enjoy and have some Laughs and Thoughts of your own, as you read my Hub. Here are My Answers to some Wonderful quotes on the subject of,"Growing Older", by the following Famous People who have come to my Hub Page.
Life would be Infinitely Happier if we could only be Born at the age of Eighty and gradually approach Eighteen...Mark Twain
Oh Mark, think of the Wonderful things that We Learn along the path to Eighty...b. Malin
Youth is a Wonderful thing. What a Crime to waste it on Children...George Bernard Shaw
Hey George have you been Talking to Mark?...b. Malin
A Diplomat is a Man who Always remembers his Wife's Birthday, but Never remembers her Age...Robert Frost
Robert, that's why YOU are so Loved and Treasured...b. Malin
You've heard of the Three ages of Man, Youth, age, and "You're looking Wonderful"...Francis Joseph, Cardinal Spellman
Cardinal Spellman, I didn't know that you had such a sense of Humor...Very Funny! Thanks for sharing...b. Malin
I'm getting Old. When I squeeze into a tight parking space, I'm Sexually Satisfied for the Day...Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney, what can I add to that?...b. Malin
Be nice to your Children, for they will choose your Rest Home...Phyllis Diller
Phyllis, at that point, I will Run away from Home!...b. Malin
Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it...Matthew Broderick (Movie) "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
One day at a Time, Matthew, One Day at a Time...b. Malin
Life is what Happens to You while you are making other Plans...John Lennon
Peace and Love John to you...b. Malin
Experience is the Name Everyone gives to their Mistakes...Oscar Wilde
How very True Oscar, thanks for the Clarification...b. Malin
It has begun to occur to Me that Life is a Stage I'm going through...Ellen Goodman
Ellen, I'm beginning to feel the say way!...b. Malin
The Secret to staying Young is to live Honestly, Eat Slowly, and LIE about your age...Lucille Ball.
Lucy, thank you for those very Helpful Hints...b. Malin
The Cardiologist's diet: IF it tastes Good, SPIT IT OUT...Paulina Borsook
Paulina, couldn't I CHEW it just a little?...b. Malin
My Doctor gave Me TWO WEEKS TO LIVE. I hope they're in August...Ronnie Shakes
Ronnie, you don't find August too Hot?...b. Malin
My Doctor's very Economical. If you can't afford an operation, he'll touch up the X-Rays...Anonymous
Dear Anonymous, make sure you Never give Me his name...b. Malin
My Grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was Sixty. She's Ninety-Seven now, and we don't know where the Hell She is...Ellen DeGeneris
Hey Ellen, I think I just saw her running by my house...I'll try to catch up with her and have her call home...b. Malin
I have long thought that the Aging Process could be Slowed Down if it had to work its way through Congress...George Bush
Thank you Mr. President for your Thoughts on this subject...I'd have to agree with you...b. Malin
And a Big Thank You to all of you for coming to my Hub Page to Express your "Quotes" with Me...Let's do it again sometime.
Comments
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Thanks Alocsin, I think you could tell that I really had Fun doing this Hub. Thanks once again for your Vote.
Some wise sayings. I liked the one about the diplomat. Voting this Up and Funny.
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Hi Sally, Thank you for the Smiles and Chuckles and Compliments...Now I'm Smiling too!
What a great format. A super way to update words to the wise. Thanks for lots of smiles and chuckles!
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Thank you Erin for allowing Me to be the "Bright Spot" and for stopping by and telling me so...positive energy is so Important! Thanks Friend!
So glad you like my idea to talk to them Sharyn...It was fun to do and I really got into it!
Glad i made you Laugh Acaetnna and thanks for the Awesome!
Ha ha this was simply great - awesome!
Thanks for the fun read B! Great idea for you to answer back.
these are such wonderful quotes for their day, and your positive, inspirational, "today" opinion of them added to the positive energy that we all need as we are growing older. I too, needed to read this today. Thanks for sharing and being a bright spot in the day Bard!
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Hi Ladybird, so glad you Loved it...and made you night a little better...Thanks for stopping by.
Oh Vocalcoach, Thanks for the Compliments...It was a Fun Hub to do, I'm Thrilled that it was so well received.
Good Though Alzel, so glad you stopped by.
I will follow your advice
A superb hub as only b. Malin can write. Love the laughs (good therapy) and admire your "comebacks" which are exceptionally clever and very funny. A marvelous way to end my day. Rated up, funny and awesome.
I LOVE this!!! Thank you, I needed to read it tonight too. All my best.
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Thank you Shygirl and I appreciated your comments as always my friend. What you said was what I was striving for, so glad I succeeded. I too love Robert Frost, always the gentlemen Poet.
Oh Colin, I do feel "Spoiled" by your words, Thank you ever so much!
..love this compilation .... love your ideas ....and then again I love everything you say and do!!!
Very cute and clever, b. Malin. I like your comebacks! I really liked what Robert Frost said, best! Thanks for sharing a new spin on growing older. ; ) Great job! So light and fun to read.
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And I Gotta say thank you, Chatkath...so glad you enjoyed, it was fun doing it too!
Absolutely delightful! What a fun way to end the day! These quotes are priceless as are your responses!
Gotta laugh....
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Fossillady, Thank You for all the compliments and liking my Idea of "me" answering these "Famous People" back.
Isn't that the Truth AliciaC, after all LAUGHTER is the Best Medicine. Thanks for Enjoying.
Michael, Thanks for liking the People I chose for "Great Quotes". It really was Fun!
Hi b. Malin, There are some great quotes in here. Funny stuff. Michael.
Thanks for a very funny and enjoyable collection of quotes and answers. Age does happen, but it's good to be able to laugh about it!
Bravo, these are fun, funny, inspiring, awesome and I like your idea to answer back!
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Coming from "Mr. Creativity" himself, I so appreciate the Comments WillStarr.
Very creative! Up and awesome.
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Oh Genna Thank You for stopping by, I always look forward to that, and thanks for the compliments.
What a DELIGHT this is. I laughed heartily, and loved every line. Thank you!
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Breakfastpops, that could be my next Hub...The Alternative!
SammyFiction, Thank you so much for your comments and for stopping by.
And now I'll say, "Thank You" Chspublish.
JinnyMarte, so glad I could make you Laugh...isn't that what it's all about!
Phillis Diller is still Funny and going Strong hope she would also like this Hub. So glad you thought it was Good, Bluestar.
Hey my friend how's that Hip. Gray is not my color either, just finished touching up my golden locks...So glad you stopped by Cheryl and enjoyed this Hub.
Thanks Barb, age, it is quite the topic, espically since some look better as grays than others. Hence, a good industry the "fountain of youth biz"- touching up, & repairing those that request it. And me, well what can I say, "gray's not quite my color. There's a lot to be said of having a good schedule for those appointments. My thoughts are- healthy aging is to have- "more good hair days, that not"!
Good commentary writing there Barb, thanks & lol !
Loved this Hub, tooo cute/funny!
Very good b. loved it especially the quote by Phillis Diller,I can still hear that husky voice of hers. x
I laughed hard at this hub! Thank you...I liked it a lot!
And now we'll quote you. A good one, b. Malin.
Funny and thought provocking, weldone! :)
Thanks! :)
Just think of the alternative!
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Thank you Rastamemaid for coming by and enjoying...I'll be by to visit you as well.
Love it!
Excellent!
Age happens.....if you're lucky~RastaMermaid
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