All Protocols Observed (Politricks)

"Mr. President,

I am a ghetto resident

Born in abject penury

Frustrated by this Country's economy

Overlooked in the sharing of Government largesse

And some Senators are already looking obese.

I have seen great disappointment,

Political "jingoism" and dismemberment...

No basis for comparison anywhere:

Only tears, fears, evil and lack of care.

Ah! When will you do something

To add a few pence to my meagre shillings?

When I said this to the Senators, they laughed

and said no protocols were observed!"

"Vote for me

And I will give you plenty!

My first tenure was filled with challenges

But now, I've got the hang of this great Office

If you send me back with your precious mandate,

I will make all of you oil Magnates."

Mr. President, I've heard it all before

You are a traitor to the core

How dare you mistake our serene quietness

For crass stupidity and unabashed foolishness?

What happened in your first tenure,

We will write off as the mistake of the insecure

So I put it back to you - Remember, you laughed

I insist that all "protocols" be observed!