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Always Practice Safe Sex (limerick)

Updated on April 30, 2014

Whenever to bedroom she’d burst

And screams for some wild sex she thirsts

Before pleasures’ rife

Brought my dreams to life

I always called wife at work first


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 3 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Never forget the wife at home

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      Victor W. Kwok 3 years ago from Hawaii

      Better be careful!

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      Paula 3 years ago from Beautiful Upstate New York

      Tsk Tsk.....naughty, naughty boy!.....Suggestion: Keep all sharp objects away from all perfectly ROUND, FIRM, MOTIONLESS bowling balls within 2 feet! (or even between 2 shoulder!)

      As this little honey screams for wild sex......her chest is SCREAMING...."Wear Safety Helmet!!"

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      Randi Benlulu 3 years ago from Mesa, AZ

      Not only a limerick but also a pun. You've brought a new meaning to the phrase "safe sex"! Up+ Thank you!

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      Karen Silverman 3 years ago

      you a bad, baaad boy! God forbid you should just say NO! (MEN!) lol

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      Eric Dierker 3 years ago from Spring Valley, CA. U.S.A.

      Must be interesting.

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      shanmarie 3 years ago

      Perhaps the safer thing to do would be to turn her away. LOL. Women know these things anyway, you see.