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And You Thought You Saw Everything (limerick)

Updated on August 23, 2012

Dedicated to tobusiness and her limerick "Big Jock"

They’d saw more of him than before

And not just because kilts he wore

So what made heads tilt

And blush amid guilt

A Scotsman on stilts comes the roar


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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Picture is perfect! My, my, but those Scotsmen aren't supposed to tell their secret!

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      C E Clark 5 years ago from North Texas

      Too funny! Cute picture too. ;)

      Voting you up and funny. Will share.

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      Sasha Kim 5 years ago

      You never fail to amuse!! Another hilarious Limerick!

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      Midnight Lights 5 years ago from USA

      lolololol thanks for a good chuckle on a rather dreary day... needed that.

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      Kelly Umphenour 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Hahahahaha -!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That was real funny. Just the thought of it.

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      Rosemary Sadler 5 years ago from Hawkes Bay - NewZealand

      Oh my gosh this is hilarious. Excellent

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      Blurter of Indiscretions 5 years ago from Clinton CT


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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Love stopping by to check out your limericks. They are always good for a hearty laugh!!

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      Thomas Silvia 5 years ago from Massachusetts

      Enjoyed reading your hilarious limerick !

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      Deb Hirt 5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      An excellent limerick. very well done.

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      Martie Coetser 5 years ago from South Africa

      Oh my gosh, a Scotsman on stilts!

      What a sight pulling my eyes atilt -

      it was all a bleak bushy wilt :)

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 5 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Clever and funny! Cheers..

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Good show, now, that was clever!!... and very funny. Dedication very much appreciated by miss Doolittle :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'm a little late for this one, but hilariously enjoyable nonetheless....great way to begin my day.

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      LaThing 5 years ago from From a World Within, USA

      Lol, hilarious!! Good one, MH..... Voting up!

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      newusedcarssacram 5 years ago from Sacramento, CA, U.S.A

      funny lens...LOL!

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      The Writers Dog 5 years ago

      Och aye tha noo!

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      Michelle Liew 5 years ago from Singapore

      LOL! The comments are as funny as the limerick. Cleverly done, in great spirit, Hatter!!

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Genius! lol

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      Martin Kloess 5 years ago from San Francisco

      please note: I didn't say which direction heads tilt :))

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      Rich 5 years ago from Kentucky

      Mh -

      For when the crowd glancing up high

      There in front was more than the sky

      While up on the stilt

      A blossom did wilt

      When a child questioned "girl or guy?"

      Great job! Thoroughly enjoyed!

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      flashmakeit 5 years ago from usa

      Hilarious as usual you keep me laughing.

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      i agree... so funny.. you are too much my friend.... i love it ...


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      Faith Reaper 5 years ago from southern USA

      LOL So very funny!!! You have a ver clever wit to say the least. In His Love, Faith Reaper

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      MH, Those were AWESOME and definitely fun to read!!!

      Voted Up, Awesome, Funny, and Shared!!!