Up ended Archie
This guy came in to my life as a friend years ago,he had the heart of gold but any accident in my vicinity ,he usually had something to do with it.
Man in a Million.
Confused wee man.
The person I refer to,is an imbecile
Incapable of sorrow,can't even feel.
If there's things that require the use of a knob,
call up ended Archie,he's the man for the job.
Thick as hell,round like the neck of a bottle
He drives you mental,you want to throttle
His stupid face ,is always about
Thickest person alive,of this there's no doubt.
Give him two shovels,tell him to take his pick
He will go for the wrong one,a certain trick
He does make you laugh,how he functions with no brain
The guys totally mental,completely insane.
If something seems impossible,or just plain thick
Trust up ended Archie,he's a totally sick
He is entertaining,we all know one
An embarrassed father who bore this son.
Dangerous Archie,knows no fear
Makes me laugh,I've often shed a tear.
Better than a film,or even tv
He's sure to please both you and me.
He would be missed,if he was ever away
No one to laugh at,I dread the day.
Up and down.
Crazy guy,always falling
Hurts his legs,ends up crawling
Bumps and bruises,cuts and grazes
Almost count his actions ,almost in stages
He falls,gets up and later falls again
Being that clumsy must be a pain.
DIY ,surely DI don't
Do a good job,he certainly won't .
Crazy and dizzy.
Madness just a touch.
Not a day passes by,
When you see him fly
Falls for fun,like an addiction,
Hopeless case,like an affliction.
Ive never seen him without a cut
Most of the time he's on his butt.
No matter the drama,
Hes willing to help
No matter how he hurts
Even the occasional yelp
Heart of gold,
Give you his all
Even though usually
It involves a small fall.
Mad state of mind.
Friends,real friends are few and far between.when you get the opportunity in life grab it,ive learned very few friends tend to be loyal.
Over the years I've always helped this guy,he's a crazy man but a fantastic laugh.i could not imagine life without this great friend.
Hes the guy who falls for a gaff.
At parties or in company
He's always the funny one
The kind of guy you wish
Could be your only son.
Trusting,hearty,loyal like a dad
Know he's the real deal,not a fad.