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At First You Don't Succeed
Have A Good Laugh
Because that is what I do many times during one day
It makes me crazy to think why ? how come ? what am I doing wrong ?
I make it a game and like that old saying
Try, try, again
What do you have to lose ?
Now that is pushing it a little extreme don't you think ?
You have everything to gain
If you make a mistake join my club
it is a very exclusive club
Where only very elite members can get in
They have to fail
Yes I said fail
Because when you fail
You have tried your best
Took a chance , a shot in the dark, a college try
Gave it a whirl
Welcome to my world
Where nothing goes exactly as planned
And I do mean everything
Has a reason
That all the other group members get to tell you why
You have done enough work
So if you have what it takes
Only if your interested and your heart is in the right place
In the left side of your chest
Here is a small preliminary test to see if you qualify
You have to love life
I mean you have to love life like it was your own
You have to be real
No cheaters please
I like people that try and keep trying until the cows fly
So are you still with me ?
Are you still with me ?
For a minute there I thought you fainted
Did you drop out ?
I hope not ?
Come on I hope you will stick it out
Don't let a few precisely choiced words scare you away
I need people
Lots and lots of people
You look like your a person ?
You look like you want to be in this group?
Let's ask some more questions
Do you know someone or have you ever been wrong ?
Do you admit it or try to hide It ?
Now where getting down to the real meat and potatoes
Is anyone else hungry just like me ?
Do you like to laugh ?
I mean the real loud laugh out loud when everyone is looking ?
Alright enough questions for now
We will keep a close eye on you
Do you feel my eyes piercing the back of your neck ?
I hope not
Because if you do it's not me
Now we have a bigger problem
Don't worry and get your hair all messed up
We can solve that problem
Say after me a few nice words
Go away unwanted eyes
You never did exist
Only in my mind
I have better things to do with my time
I told you it would work
You have to learn to trust me
O.k. your still with me
Wow your a persistent little bugger aren't you
Don't worry you passed this test
But I do have to warn you there are a hundred more that follow
O.k. I extended the truth just a little bit
How about ten more tests ?
Five written ., five oral
Still too much
How about two multiple choice tests?
You want an open book test
I will think about it
If you have read each line with me until now
You look like a good prospect
Now it's time you get some sleep
You have a long day tomorrow
Up at the crack of dawn
Only joking again
How about six fifteen ?
How about when your feet hit the floor
O.k. that sounds good to me
See you then
Have a great night sleep
Because the world is waiting