Those Awkward Mommy & Child Moments

Funny, embarrassing and awkward mommy moments. 'Awkward moment' quotes, involving babies, toddlers and mom!

• That awkward moment when someone asks you when your baby's due, and you had your baby 2 years ago!
• That awkward moment when your baby is 4 and you realise you are still wearing your maternity pants.
• That awkward moment when your toddler tells the staff in the pet shop she can hear their Catfish purring.
• That awkward moment when you're in a posh dress shop and your toddler starts yelling "Mummy, Look! Scarecrows!" at the mannequins.
• That awkward moment when your milk starts leaking through your shirt at a job interview.
• That awkward moment when you are out shopping and you forgot to put one breast away after feeding, and a stranger comes up and tells you that it's hanging out of your dress.
• That awkward moment when someone at work asks you what's on your top, and you realize it's vomit.
• That awkward moment when you're shopping and your toddler yells out "It's a big clock" only they can't say "L" yet.
• That awkward moment when you're on a plane and your baby screams the entire flight.
• That awkward moment when your toddler walks up to you and hands you something, and it's a poo.
• That awkward moment when your toddler says "Thank you Grandma" to the young shop assistant.
• That awkward moment when your toddler finds a pen and your friends house, and draws on the walls before you realise.
• That awkward moment when you wake up sweating in the middle of the night. Then you realise that's not sweat, your kid is in your bed and has irinated on you.
• That awkward moment when you're grocery shopping and your child is rolling melons down the isles.
• That awkward moment when your child says "Look mommy! It's a bear!" and it's a man with a beard.
• That awkward moment when you need to breast feed and your the only female in a room full of men.
• That awkward moment when your baby gets diarrhoea on the bus.
• That awkward moment when your toddler starts screaming just as you walk into the restaurant.
• That awkward moment when your toddler decides that the "Wicked Witch Of The West" is inside the restaurant.
• That awkward moment when you're on a dinner date and your baby gets an explosive diaper, the kind that runs up their back, all down their legs and clothes, and blanket.
• That awkward moment when you toddler yells out "Daddy! daddy!" to someone nearby who is not their father.
• That awkward moment when you have visitors and your child walks into the room with your big girl undies on their head.
• That awkward mommy moment when your child pulls up her dress and tells a male teen "See my big belly button!"
• That awkward moment when your child paints all it's toys with poo.
• That awkward moment when your toddler tells her pre-school teacher that mommy did a big stinky pop-off in the car!
• That awkward moment when there's a knock on the door at 11 am and you are still in your night dress with dishevelled hair and your child is covered in spaghetti and pen.
• That awkward moment when you've told someone how well-behaved your child is, but when you meet up with them your child has the biggest tantrum in history.
• That awkward moment when you're out shopping and you realise you are wearing a tiara. The one your daughter asked you to put on when you were playing princesses with her earlier!
• That awkward moment when your toddler insists on wearing his swimming goggles and batman cape to the shops and you run into your boss.
• That awkward moment when your child screams "That wolf is chasing me!" when a lady with a little fluffy puppy walks bye.
• That awkward moment when you're carrying your toddler and the toddler tells a stranger "My mommy is at work!".
• That awkward moment when you realise your toddler doesn't know how coloring in books work, since she learned to draw with her finger, on her iPad.
• That awkward moment when a lovely child walks up to say hello to yours and yours screams "Go away! I don't like you!".
• That awkward moment when your toddler tells your boss she is "The tin man" and starts walking like a robot along with sound effects.
• That awkward moment when you opt to strip off in your car and drive home in your underwear as opposed to driving home with vomit on your clothes.
• That awkward moment when your toddler tells a lady at the beach she has a "Pretty diaper" pointing to her swimmers!
• That awkward moment when you're at a peticure appointment and your toddler is attached to one leg.