Ballot Box-Tricks
There MUST be hope somewhere
"Oya, quick! Carry am"!
("Whoomph"! "Bang Bang"!! "Fiam"!!!)
"Ole! Ole!! Barawo!!! Catch am!!!!"
Carrier of Ballot Boxes - I am.
This is the School of Political Thuggery
Where we teach "BARAWO" only
Our god is simply called Money
In our dictionary, there is no "Sorry"
Boko Haram is our new nickname
Disaster invention is our ticket to fame
Our modus operandi - no one can tame
Terror - Religious, Political - is our game.
Kidnapping Made Easy
Is the Course currently keeping us busy
How to retrieve our ransome money
Without any events to prove costly
Militancy is also very key
To getting respect from all and sundry
I dare say life looks really cosy
For Militant, Ballot Box snatching, Boko Haram me.
Why should this terror reign continue, Nigeria?
Is there no deep-seated, extra-ordinary desire
to live in peace by all means without starting a fire?
Bros, me I tire!!