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Begin with Bad Knock Knock Jokes

Updated on December 23, 2014

Background

Well, this is my first Hub since I've joined Hubpages. I was talking with friends today asking what I should blog about. Thinking of topics was harder than I thought! I just wanted my first Hub to be a good one, to be intriguing, to be something to break the ice. Well what else can break the ice as well as a good joke? So I found my book with all the Knock Knock jokes I could ever wish for, and started reading for good jokes to post. And let me tell you, some of those jokes were awful! Some of them so awful it made me laugh when I read them aloud with my family. So why not post ten bad jokes onto Hubpages for my icebreaker? Hopefully this should be a fun first Hub of many more to come.

1.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey is stuck in the lock. Let me in!

2.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Julie.

Julie who?

Julie the key under the mat?

3.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben here a while -- want to let me in?

4.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Cargo "Vroom Vroom"

5.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Chip.

Chip who?

Chip, chip, hooray!

6.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dawn.

Dawn who?

Dawn talk to me like that!

7.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris open. Can I come in?

8.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dutch.

Dutch who?

Bless you!

9.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Benjamin.

Benjamin who?

Benjamin on my guitar out here -- what do you think?

10.

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Dewey.

Dewey who?

Dewey have to go through this every time I knock?

To Wrap Up...

Which Joke was Your Favorite?

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    • peachpurple profile image

      peachy 3 years ago from Home Sweet Home

      i like no.6, instead of don't, dawn, pretty cool.

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