Billy the Kitten

Perhaps you’ve heard of Puss in Boots
Instead of a sword this kitten shoots
To settle any and all disputes
Beware of his five barrel salutes

When this tough cat walks in the saloon
It’s sure another will meet their end soon
If not then, it will be high noon
Best avoid this fearsome goon

A shot of milk and a rodent snack
He’s ready for his next attack
One brave soul approaches his back
Cat’s gun goes off, a thunderous crack

Hat brim low he makes for the door
Another victim lies on the floor
No other patron brave anymore
He gave them a show like never before