Blender War
Here is smoothie recipe that does not require a blender.
- 3 min Healthy Banana Smoothie | No Blender Recipe - YouTube
How to make a banana smoothie without a blender? This is a healthy, quick, easy recipe done in 3 minutes! + less washing up to do! Recipe ingredients: banana...
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It is important for you to know
There are lots of things
I can do:
Load a dishwasher or a washing machine
The way it should be done correctly
I can drive a stiff shift
Or straight drive as some may call it
I have driven a Bobcat
Where I scooped up dirt
I can iron shirts, pants and dresses
Crease them all in all the right places
I can tent bark, sticks and kindling
Throw in a match and have a fire burning
I am not afraid to wrestle my PC
Fight net demons chasing me
There are so many things I think I can do
But all that changes every time I meet you:
Every chance I have given you has just been a bust
Because:
You are not smooth like you should be
You get off on spewing my smoothie on me
Beware:
Blenders may seem harmless and useful
But it takes a special blender bard
To make it blend right
And not make it so hard
Apparently:
There is one thing I cannot do
Push a stupid button
On a blending machine
Without making a huge mess
All over my kitchen
And all over me
Here is a link that shows how to use a blender correctly.
- How to Use a Blender | eHow
How to Use a Blender. Chop nuts, puree soup, make a fruit smoothie. A blender is handy for these tasks and much more. Get the most out of yours by using it properly.
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