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Bow Tie and Boxers

Updated on August 10, 2013
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Breeze blowing through hair

Watching sunrise

A stray dog humping my leg


Crystal glass

Held with pinky extended

Filling from a keg


Straightening bow tie

Smoothing lapel

Wondering where I left my pants


Probably forgotten

In the lavatory of my suite

Where I relished a one man romance


Fido is done

He's had his fun

In my boxer's i continue to dance



Staggering back to my Queen

Ready to beg the hag

To bestow on me one more chance


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    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you for the visit, Deb!

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      Deb Hirt 

      5 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      I love the taste of the forgetful and the man who has a mind of his own, still there...somewhere!

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, Wren.

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      F. Wren Hamley 

      5 years ago from Jacksonville, FL

      I liked your poem. It was humorous but not overly so. Reminded me of Ginsberg in a way.

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      thank you, Beth. I thought you might like this one.

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      bizarrett81 

      5 years ago from Maine

      This was so funny! Voted up and everything!

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thanks a bunch, Ed!

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      ahorseback 

      5 years ago

      Funny stuff ! lol.... this takes my imagination for a ride !......Ed

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      ( : Thank you, Carol.

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      Caroline Marie 

      5 years ago

      LOL I love it. You have a great sense of humor and I love the picture. :)

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, ignugent.

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      ignugent17 

      5 years ago

      Cute dog and I enjoy reading your poem . It will really make a person smile. :-)

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you bunches Eddy.

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      Eiddwen 

      5 years ago from Wales

      Brilliant Wayne;I loved this one and I share around plus vote up.

      Eddy.

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, Tom!

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      thost 

      5 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Good one Wayne. Vote up.

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, bravewarrior!

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      Shauna L Bowling 

      5 years ago from Central Florida

      too funny!

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Thank you, James!

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Epi Bukowski wearing a diaper and drinking hillbilly coffee...is there another poem appearing in my head? : )

      Thanks for stopping by, epi!

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      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Martin: I came across that picture and immediately knew is was perfect for this piece. (I guess when he was done with the fellow he took his accessories as well)

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      Tijani Achamlal 

      5 years ago from Morocco

      Well-written and awesome .I voted up.

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      epigramman 

      5 years ago

      Well then, lol, you have definitely approached Epi Bukowski's work, lol.

      I would be proud to have written this classic. Thank goodness I wear diapers first thing in the morning with my hillbilly coffee 'cos I would have peed myself laughing at this one.

      Fond regards from the Stewart clan, Sir Wayne , to your wonderful and talented family at lake erie time canada 7:54am

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      Martin Kloess 

      5 years ago from San Francisco

      That way too funny picture made it hard to read your poem. I know, I am guilty too. I made it. Interesting

    • wayne barrett profile imageAUTHOR

      Wayne Barrett 

      5 years ago from Clearwater Florida

      Ah, if I could approach Charles work...it would be beautiful indeed. Thanks for stopping by my friend.

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      Jim Higgins 

      5 years ago from Eugene, Oregon

      This is really interesting and if I say beautiful, I mean beautiful in the way that Bukowski's work was beautiful, the way a right cross is beautiful.

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