Brandie
Brandie Barrett
Well, I’ve tasted every brew
From the foulest rot-gut
To the finest wine
I’ve drank white lightnin’
And homemade ale
As a teen, Boone’s Farm
Was my favorite kind
Oh, Blackberry Ridge
Was quite a dandy
But that sweet nectar taste
Couldn’t compare to my Brandie
I’ve had exotic drinks
From faraway lands
Oscar, Absinthe, and Mojo
I’ve drank from steins
Beer-bongs and flaming shot glasses
And Dos Equis bottles
In Ol’ Mexico
Oh, those drinks were spicy
And were quite dandy
They burned going down
But were never as hot as Brandie
Wedges of lime on salt rimmed glasses
Tiny red umbrellas
Strewn on the floor
With cherries and olives
And a pyramid chant
One tequila, two tequila
Three tequila, four
Those classy martini glasses
Sure are dandy
But none have curves
Quite like my Brandie
Jack Daniels and Jim Beam
Vodka and Gin
Have taken my breath away
But here comes the punch
That will knock me for a loop
Intoxicate, inebriate
Make me stagger and sway
And tomorrows hangover
Will be quite a dandy
Because tonight I'm going to
Drown myself in Brandie
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AUTHORThank you, wordswithlove.
So refreshingly intoxicating your Brandie must be! None of those others could possibly compare to her - wonderful poem, Wayne!
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Thank you Romeo. I appreciate the gesture and the kind words.
" To Wayne & Brandie! " * raising a glass( well, actually a cup of tea, as it's only 6:30 a.m. ) * May she long continue to be the only draught you'll ever need. Great tribute.
Best Wishes,
R.Q.
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I appreciate the compliment, Catherine. Brandie is also a Southern California girl. me, I'm from the exotic region of California: Bakersfield! : )
How sweet it is- both your poem and true love!
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Thank you very much, Anna.
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Thank you very much for the kind compliment, Alice.
Your lady and your work are really very cool. Voted up and beautiful Mr Barrett.
I love this. What a beautiful couple. Your Brandie sure is gorgeous. Love the photos.
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Thank you, Deb. Glad I could bring a smile to your face.
What a great way to make an old sentimental soul like me smile. Good work.
Hmm. Odd combo, but I bet they taste great!
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Thank You, Sha. Yes, she has been the subject of my paintings and now the subject in my poetry. For that she made me chocolate cupcakes with bacon!!! : p
Oh yes, Wayne. Being in love with one's spouse has to be the most wonderful state-of-being there is!
Ratings and scores: it's a matter of what one considers valuable, isn't it?
;-)
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Thank you so much, Jamie.
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Thank you, Nellieanna. Yes, I confess...I am in love! : )
(Of course Hubpages has decided that this isn't quality work so it's not featured. It's becoming a trend.)
What a sweet poem for your lady, Wayne. And of course, the song fits perfectly. Your lady must be very proud to be the subject of one of your awesome poems!
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Thank you, Martin.
What a great poem of love, excellent song well crafted and awesome. Jamie
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Thanks Eric. I need those tips because Hubpages pays way below minimum wage!
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Thank you for the visit, Sandy.
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Thank you Vincent. I enjoyed doing this one and have thought many times about doing a piece with her name in reference to other spirits. We are very fortunate and know that we have a great relationship. She is my saving angel!
Vincent is right, Wayne! When you find him/her who fills and thrills your life and heart, hold on and don't let go as long as you both shall live!! I love this praise of your beautiful Brandie who is all that for you! What a perfect song for it!
You're a great looking couple!
There is a class to this poem. thank you
Fine piece of work that is --- oh so sorry I meant Brandie, the poem so so lol
I am really really a cheap bastard but I had to tip well on this with a rare Awesome
I was thinking all along that your wife's name had to be Brandie. Great photos and a fun-loving poem.
Your a sweet looking couple and I can see such love in your faces. I loved that song, I use to play it all the time back then. I love the name Brandie as well. Yes nothing quite measures up to the person who is LOVE in our lives, if your fortunate to have found her/him then you are a blessed person for sure. Hang on for life, the ride will be one hell of a bucking good one that will last for both your lifetimes. I loved the rhythm of this piece Wayne, I could hear the music in year dear poet. Bravo, Applause. Tweeted and shared.
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