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Cowtown Charlie

Updated on April 11, 2020

By: Wayne Brown

Dirty Lil’ Charlie came down to old Cowtown

Ask about our women, wanted to look a bit around

I took him to the stockyards, to Filthy McNasty’s

Tried to get him an oil change, straighten out his chassis

Charlie commenced to move in on them cowgirls

Got ‘em on the dance floor and gave them all a whirl

Headed to the parkin’ lot with one to get a bit of honey

She quickly knocked him in the head; took all his money

Dazed and broke Charlie stumbled back in the place

Took bout five minutes and he was back into the chase

Soon he was headed for that lot to cop a little feel

She kicked him in the groin when no money was there to steal

Charlie crawled back into the bar his hair all mess

His crotch was a bit sore; his manhood up in his chest

But he dived right back in and went for yet another one

Dirty Lil’ Charlie it seems was still having fun

Now this one ole gal she spotted him from the other side

She strolled over to our table and in a chair she did slide

She looked at Lil’ Charlie and said we don’t have to meet

Don’t you remember me? I’m the one on the dozer seat!

Well the hair stood on his neck and Charlie pricked up his ears

Told that he never dreamed of her in less than a thousand years

Said he’d like to spend more time with her and chew the old fat

But he had to see the eye doctor cause she was prettier on the Cat

Now as we ran from McNasty’s her shouts were all we heard

She cussed ol’ Charlie from the rafters and was flippin us the bird

Dirty Lil’ Charlie just took all in stride and offered one last ‘cheers’

Then stuck his head back in the door and yelled aloud…up yours!

I cannot go to McNasty’s anymore they’ve thrown my ass out

Claimed that guy from Knockemstiff caused the girls to pout

So I’m just here at home drinkin’ beer; a- wishin’ I had a Harley

I could it ride to McNasty’s if not for that Dirty Lil’ Charlie!

©Copyright WBrown2010. All Rights Reserved

This content is accurate and true to the best of the author’s knowledge and is not meant to substitute for formal and individualized advice from a qualified professional.

© 2010 Wayne Brown


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