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Children's Jokes for Kids and Adults - Really Everyone!

Updated on March 17, 2011
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Laughter is the Best Medicine

Children have a special way of seeing the world. Sometimes they come up with the funniest quips and at other times, their innocence opens our hearts and laughter.

This is a small collection of clean jokes that can be shared with children of all ages. Laugh and be merry!

What's black and white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What's black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn.

What's black and white and red all over?

An embarrassed skunk.

Where do polar bears keep their money?

In the snowbank.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

Frostbite.

What's a snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?

Frosted flakes.

What do you get when you cross a dog, a car and an airplane?

A flying carpet.

Why did the tomato turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing, it just waved.

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

They don't have the guts.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish.

What did baby corn say to momma corn?

Where's popcorn?

How's that for entertainment?!

 

Do you laugh at least once a day?

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      Beth100 23 months ago from Canada

      Kaytlin 11 - They will. These have been tested on numerous kids and adults in all age ranges. :) Thanks for sharing them!

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      kaytlin 11 3 years ago

      I'm using these jokes in my schools talent show. So I hope they work!?!?

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      Beth100 4 years ago from Canada

      Cool -- 8D

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      cool 4 years ago

      knock knock!hoose there.boo!boo how.don't cry its guest a jock.

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      Beth100 6 years ago from Canada

      W.K. Hayes -- I think I can hear you laughing from way over there! :D Thanks for joining in on the laughs!

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      Warren Keith Hayes 6 years ago from Bryson City, North Carolina

      That was a lot of fun Beth100...tank you for posting these...now, to the next set you have for us.

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      Beth100 6 years ago from Canada

      Theindianblues -- I hope you had a good laugh! Thanks for letting me know you enjoyed them!

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      theindianblues 6 years ago from Some where on the Globe

      Good jokes Beth100. Really I enjoyed while reading. Thank you!

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      Beth100 7 years ago from Canada

      MMMoney -- Love your laugh!

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      MMMoney 7 years ago from Where U Can Make More Money

      LOL very funnny

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      Beth100 7 years ago from Canada

      Faithfulpen -- Now you've made me smile! I'm glad you enjoyed this collection. Thank you!

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      faithfulpen 7 years ago

      Cute and funny. Made me smile and chuckle. I liked it! Thanks for sharing such a lighthearted hub.

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      Beth100 7 years ago from Canada

      Steven -- I strive for newness! lol Glad you enjoyed them! :)

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      Steven Escareno 7 years ago

      Pretty interesting set of jokes you have here. Some of these I've never heard of until I read this. Anyway, thanks for the great read again. :)

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      Beth100 7 years ago from Canada

      I'm glad it did! :)

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      sandra rinck 7 years ago

      Fantastic. Put a smile on my face today. My favorite one, where do polar bears keep their money. lol. Excellent. :D

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      Beth100 8 years ago from Canada

      K@ri,

      I hope they enjoy them as much as mine did!

      Beth

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      k@ri 8 years ago from Sunny Southern California

      Thanks for the great jokes! I'll have to share them with my kids :D

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      Patty Inglish 8 years ago from North America

      Hi Beth - If we can teach children early on to laugh at wholesome comic daily life and themselves without hurting anyone, particularly avoiding denigrating and descriminatory language, we can have a better world!

      Thanks for the Hub and the linking. Be well!

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