Comic Observations by a 10 Year Old on the Perplexites of Human Biological Functions.
A rather humorous look at bathroom and bedroom items
Beneath the sink
in my house of
three sisters is a box or two of mysterious origin tucked way in the back as if they were trying to hide a treasure Funny little paper- -wrapped tubes with a string attached mini-rockets of some kind?? that they only pay attention to once in a while, but then I never know what becomes of them these tubular cardboard dilemma's lying in neat rows like sardines unserved I shake my head and quickly shove them back beneath the copper pipes ~ And then there are the panty shields??? I know of course what panties are even at 10 but shields? When I think of shields I picture a quarter inch thick, steel plate bent to deflect cannon balls, guided missiles, and six inch knives but panty shields what the heck are they protecting down there? ~ Of course I've always been the curious adolescent even at a much younger age I would explore the forbidden fruits of adult and teenage doohickies it's not my first encounter with the strange things stored round here I used to love to open my Daddies very top drawer that he always assumed was too high for me to reach chairs are a wonderful invention that boosted many a child's level of education to a higher degree of the comprehension of life inside that drawer I would find these round, slippery, rubber things encased in a bright foil pack. They would wiggle and squirm in the square that held them so very snugly in their liquid place, it piqued my curiosities. So much that I'd further my study I used to get a needle and poke them to see if any one of those little suckers were alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "That's probably why Mom had five kids and a hysterectomy!"
© 2009 Matthew Frederick Blowers III