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Confessions of a Chocolate Lover

Updated on July 5, 2013
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Oh chocolate how I love thee, I want to show you in so many ways.

It's the crack of dawn and the coffee is on, but the kids are already driving me crazy. I drop you into the hot liquid goodness and watch you dissolve and I'm ready to stand on my own two feet.

Now that you're flowing through my blood stream I don't feel quite so compelled to tie my kids to a tree. Oh no, the hubby just called, but you're on the job, now I won't have to hit him over the head with a log.

Chocolate you are always there for me in every way, whether it is taste, touch or smell, at night or in day.

I can hide you away until it's time to come out to play. A small bite here and another there and no I don't like to share.

A tear rolls down my eye as the last bite goes good-bye and then I remember there's a Seven-Eleven nearby.

As I enter the door, the clerk asks with a grin even though he knows what I'm after to begin with and grins "How may I help you?" And I say

Chocolate please, not cheddar cheese all I want is Hershey Bars stacked up to my knees. A snack attack is past where I'm at, I can build a chocolate shack that will move Willy Wonka off the map.

Chocolate, Chocolate, Chocolate everywhere I see, hopefully Weight Watchers don't admit me. Chocolate candy, chocolate cake, chocolate donuts, Oh I can't wait. I'll have a dozen of this and a dozen of that I really don't care if my butt gets fat.

No matter what is said in the end CHOCOLATE will always be a woman's best friend.


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    • b. Malin profile image

      b. Malin 

      5 years ago

      Hey it's the Weekend, time to Enjoy a Chocolate Treat!

      Hi Millermanda, cute take on one of my best Friends, CHOCOLATE, in any form. Now from one Chocolate Lover to another, I look forward to Following your Hubs.

    • vkwok profile image

      Victor W. Kwok 

      5 years ago from Hawaii

      Chocolate lover, ahoy!

    • milleramanda53 profile imageAUTHOR


      5 years ago from Florida

      Thank You... I have been off chocolate for almost a month due to my kids teeth and having some serious cravings.. :)

    • waterfairy profile image


      5 years ago

      nice. I really love chocolate too!

    • mpropp profile image

      Melissa Propp 

      5 years ago from Minnesota

      Well, now I'm just plain hungry....and not for the healthy food in my fridge...I have to agree I really love chocolate. It truly is a girl's best friend!


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