Consonants
I had a friend
His name is not important
When he was young
He had a bad experience in english class
He mixed up captor and capture
He couldn't pronounce coccyx
He didn't know what a cuckold was
He was crestfallen
His teacher was mean
And laughed at him in front of the class
And encouraged the kids to do the same
He was humiliated and
After that he vowed to never use
Consonants
Again
And he never did
Never
He always sounded like he was in
Severe pain...
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