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Countries as (Funny) Quotes
"Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. You know, like Wednesday." - wine is just our love language, I guess. And our favorite food.
"I thought Europe was a country" - we can't all be good at Geography, right?
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"Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures." - the 20th century was a tough one.
"It's okay that you don't like me, not everyone has good taste." - because self-love - plus creating your own words so that you don't have to use the English ones - means everything.
"I'm not always right but when I am it's usually all of the time" - Italian just makes everything sound unarguable.
"The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run." - Brexit. That's it.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions." - the Soviet Union collapsing be like.
"I give just a little fuck. Just enough to keep me out of jail." - here's to the capitalist economy and its ability to disguise all of the rest.
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised." - I swear that country grows some pretty scary things.
"I love sleeping. It's like being dead without the commitment." - the siesta kings. Not even arguable.
Please take into account that this article it's only for entertainment purposes, I love all countries!
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