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Hubber Tag: Chapter One....Bobbi Joe Meets Missy Sue

Updated on March 17, 2013
The setting for our story....Akiachak, Alaska!
The setting for our story....Akiachak, Alaska! | Source
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One of the stars of our story | Source
Missy Sue skinning a beaver
Missy Sue skinning a beaver | Source
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A tough critter to rope | Source

So here is the deal! What you are about to read is the first chapter in an ongoing crazy story. It is complete nonsense brought to you by yours truly. The second chapter will be the work of TToombs and she will do with it as she sees fit. There are no rules to this game. If you are chosen to write one of the chapters then go for it and have a blast!

When TT is done she will pass it on to another Hubber who will continue the legacy. The rest of us will just sit back and enjoy the fun.

Are you ready?

BOBBI JOE IS HIS/HER NAME

It’s all a bit confusing. Bobbi Joe (don’t call him Bobby) is a transvestite. He’s out of the closet so don’t worry about letting it slip (yes, he wears one) because Bobbi Joe is perfectly secure in his transvestite lifestyle. He once was one of the best rugby players in the world but now he leans towards synchronized swimming with his pals at the YWCA. Don’t ask, don’t tell!

Bobbi Joe works as a camp counselor for the Boys AND Girls Club in Skokie, Illinois. The job keeps him hopping because of the constant wardrobe changes between camp sessions. Cabin A, wear jeans and a WWF sweatshirt. Camp B, wear flip flops, dangle ear rings and a hoop skirt. It can drive a guy/gal crazy on the best of days but Bobbi Joe is always upbeat….some would say perky…as he/she approaches each workday.

His/her specialty is calf-roping, not an easy task in a hoop skirt; such is the talent that this man/woman possesses. When wearing the hoop skirt, Bobbi Joe simply staples the edges of the skirt to his/her legs, thus insuring that the skirt won’t be a hindrance while bringing down that steer. It also insures that Bobbi Joe will go down in history as one of the toughest competitors in this rodeo specialty.

MISSY SUE IS HER NAME

Hailing from Charles City, Iowa, Missy Sue was born Melissa, but at the age of three she informed her parents that from that day hence she would be known as Missy Sue. Her parents, always eager to encourage independence in their daughter, gladly went to court to legally change Melissa’s name.

Missy Sue is twenty-two years old, a headstrong girl who can shoot the eyes out of a gopher from 100 yards and bake the best hamburger casserole that you will ever taste. There have been rumors that maybe that hamburger ain’t hamburger but rather the gophers that Missy Sue hunts, but so far those are unsubstantiated rumors at best. If it smells like hamburger, looks like hamburger and tastes like hamburger, it must be hamburger, right?

Missy Sue doesn’t date much. Some believe it is because of her prowess with a rifle. Other attribute this lack of romance on a rather large wart on Missy Sue’s chin, a wart that closely resembles a tomato gone bad. Whatever the reason, she spends a great deal of her time reading Field and Stream Magazine and emailing Chef Fabio for tips on road kill recipes.

All of that changed the day she met Bobbi Joe!

THE ENCOUNTER

These two misfits met in the small town of Akiachak, Alaska, on the 4th of July. Before you go all patriotic on us, remember that the 4th of July is not recognized as a national holiday in Akiachak. Instead, they spend that day skinning beavers for the annual Beaver Days Celebration held each year the third Sunday in July.

Bobbi Joe was in Akiachak as a hired hand at a caribou ranch. His/her prowess as a calf-roper had earned him/her a summer job, complete with a title of “Caribou Roper Foreman.” He/she was quite proud of that title and for long hours each day he/she could be seen out on the tundra wrestling with caribou and bringing them back to the ranch.

Missy Sue was in Akiachak to learn from legendary Inuit Chef She-Of Little-Brain. The Chef, or Chef Brain, as she preferred to be called, was giving demonstrations all summer long on proper preparation and cooking of muskox. Considered by many to be a delicacy, muskox, as you well know, must be cooked to perfection or it will cause sterility in males after being digested. Since Missy Sue was having a tough time finding a date, she sure didn’t want to make matters worse by accidently sterilizing some man she was cooking for.

Missy Sue achieved certain notoriety early on in Akiachak. Her rather prominent wart was looked upon by the Inuits as a blessing from their god Itakeibhorbreekeorge, a sign of the Chosen One. Bobbi Joe was looked upon as a “Special Person” and as such was treated with respect but always from a distance.

And so it was, one day, when Bobbi Joe literally ran into Missy Sue. He/she was chasing down a caribou and, without knowing that Missy Sue was in the vicinity, ran smack dab into her as she was dressing out a muskox she had recently killed.

It was a match which, if not made in heaven, certainly carried great significance. How could either of them know what was about to happen? How could either of them know that their lives had just reached one of those forks in the road, a detour if you will, and that all they had considered normal was about to change.

TO BE CONTINUED…..BY…..TTOOMBS08

2012 William D. Holland (aka billybuc)

For more works of fiction by yours truly, see the following:

http://billybuc.hubpages.com/hub/Sams-Legacy-Part-I

http://billybuc.hubpages.com/hub/Sams-Legacy-A-Love-Story-Part-Two

To purchase any of my books for Kindle, go to:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=ntt_athr_dp_sr_1?_encoding=UTF8&search-alias=digital-text&field-author=William%20D.%20Holland

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Raci, so nice to see you; I never hear about any new hubs from you....have you written? Must find out; glad you liked this silliness and thank you.

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      raciniwa 4 years ago from Naga City, Cebu

      oh my, now that's another Bill side of story...i will not miss this for the world...

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      PegCole, I'm so happy you enjoyed my silliness. This is the side of my writing people rarely see....but oddly enough, my only novel to date is like this hub....just plain weird, silly, and off the wall. Thank you!

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      Peg Cole 5 years ago from Dallas, Texas

      What a delight to find such a colorful and funny story today. You've given a great setup to the forthcoming chapters and created memorable and outlandish characters. I'll be sending a case of "Wart-be-gone" to Missy Sue before moving on to chapter 2. A progressive story, what a wonderful beginning and a great idea.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Martie! It's been fun writing it and watching what direction it takes in each chapter.

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      Martie Coetser 5 years ago from South Africa

      billybic, this Crazy Ongoing Story sounds interesting with lots of potential for humor. Voted up and ayoba entertainment. Chapter One, the background, deserves an A+

      On my way to read #2 :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Gypsy, welcome to the dark recesses of my mind. LOL Chapter three was just published tonight....looks like I've got chapter four to write in the near future. Enjoy the journey and thank you!

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      Gypsy Rose Lee 5 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Interesting beginning. Love the assorted characters. Will look forward to the continuation.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Redberry, thank you for the visit; it was great fun to write this silliness.

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      Redberry Sky 5 years ago

      Ha! Fantastic! Right, I'm off back to TToombs08's to finish reading part 2 (because I started all topsy-turvy, which is how I got here). Cool ideas, *love* the writing, voted up and all that :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Brett, I'm glad you liked it. Chapter two is out and still waiting for Chapter Three. Thanks my friend.

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      Brett Caulton 5 years ago from Thailand

      LOL, great start ... just what I needed to get moving this morning.

      Sharing to make a few others laugh, oh and voted across!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I can hear the death rattle of our cooperative work!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      yeah, it only took me 2 days! :) he's busy with those Pig Sty letters. :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      I'm thinking that too TT....the spell will be broken if he doesn't hurry the hell up.

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      yep, I did :) and I wish docmo would hurry the heck up with chapt 3!!! :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Jlava, I aim to please. :) TT has already written chapter two....TToombs08

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      Jennifer Vasconcelos 5 years ago from Cyberspace and My Own World

      Can always count you to keep things interesting around here Billy. I can tell this will only get better.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Mary; maybe I'll give the journey another try.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Audra, thank you! TT's is already out, and then Docmo will follow her.

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      The Journey has a lot of reading...it is really good stuff but each hub is long with 15 answers!

      I cheated and already read TT's...you guys are on to something for sure!

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      iamaudraleigh 5 years ago

      Intersting...cannot wait to see what Terrye comes up with, and so on!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Hey Mary, thank you! TT has already published the second chapter. Docmo will write chapter three. I haven't really gotten into The Journey! I'll have to try again but somehow they lost me on it early on. Anyway, I appreciate you stopping by, as always.

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      Mary Craig 5 years ago from New York

      Its about time you two! The humor between you Bill and Terri (TTombs) has been burning up hub pages for months! I don't want to even think either one of you resembles the characters you're writing about....now we wait to see what Terri does with the transvestite and the tomato chin! I know this is going to be hilarious.

      Voted up, funny, awesome and interesting!!

      (P.S. This differs from The Journey as the 16 questions for the Journey were known ahead of time. Then the hubbers put together a hub with the answers to their questions.)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Tammy, this is about as weird as I can get and stay out of the mental hospital. LOL...so glad you enjoyed it. Thank you my dear!

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      Tammy 5 years ago from North Carolina

      Huh?? A transvestite in Alaska? TToombs is a caribou craft winner? This has the potential to be the most fun hub on Hubpages. I look forward to TT's exciting next chapter.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Annie, welcome to the dark recesses of my mind! LOL Thanks my friend; I'll never say another word about your Aussisms!

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      Annie Fenn 5 years ago from Australia

      My head is spinning, Bill, and you pay me out for my Aussisms!!! Hamburger Cassorole, lol and a skirt wearing (albeit stapled down) calf roping tranvestitie, crypees, Bill I'm trying to get my head around the visuals and keep up with the story line.......heading TT's way to sort myself out!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      The beast needs no driver!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      yeah, who's driving the beast? :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha....LMAO....what a monster we have created.

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Docmo is now commenting on his silly hillbilly hub. He must be out of surgery. The pressure's on!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ann, it's out and waiting for you. Never fear, TT did good! Thank you my friend.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Exactly, TT...you would be the faceless comedienne!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, I have it on good report that Doc is diligently doing his research as we speak, so it is for sure going to be a classic.

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      Ann1Az2 5 years ago from Orange, Texas

      Good grief - what a crazy story. You do indeed have a wild imagination! TToombs - can't wait to read the next chapter!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      lol @ Bill. Ok, I can do that! :) It would be like that scene in Ring Of Fire where Johnny is on stage and he's talking to June who is hung up back stage. :)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      I for one, would pay to see the show and have my stomach and cheeks ache from laughter! It would definitely get my ass off this chair and away from the computer. For now, I'll have to be entertained while my ass slowly spreads anxiously awaiting chapter 3. Hello????? Docmo, do you hear me????? Hello?????

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Oh Pickles, you ain't seen nothing yet. We grew up weaving bizarre tales like this one. I just softened you all up with my serious side. :) Thank you my friend!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, that could be part of the routine....there will be this dis-embodied voice coming from the curtain during the whole routine....absolute genius.

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      picklesandrufus 5 years ago from Virginia Beach, Va

      Well, well, you have set up the scene with some very interesting characters! You have quite an imagination!!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      I'd have to stand behind a curtain - I'm a little shy. Stop laughing, I'm serious again. :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Yes you did TT; don't ever do that serious shit again!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, we wouldn't be able to finish; we'd be laughing too hard just standing next to each other.

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Um...would you believe I had a moment of weakness? :) Sorry! But I more than made up for it on your latest hub. :) *cheeky grin*

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      I know! As I said, she must be drained. You two would be hilarious on the road. I'd love to see the facial expressions that accompany your twisted humor!!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, she scares me when she is serious!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, we are quite a team. Maybe it's time to take our comedy act on the road.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Thanks Dianna; this is me at my strangest; so glad you enjoyed it!

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Uh oh. TT's being serious again! Chapter two must have drained her!! Teehee!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Bill, I wouldn't say that chapter 2 was funnier at all. They compliment each other and I only expanded on what you began. :) You set the stage so it's all your fault! :)

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      Dianna Mendez 5 years ago

      Chance encounters of the "strange" kind! Enjoyed the read here, Bill. Always a great read on your hubs!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      myownlife, so happy that you enjoyed it.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Suzie, chapter two is out now and it's much funnier than mine. You'll love it! Thank you my fair Irish friend.

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      myownlife 5 years ago from london

      apparently interesting story, excited to read and may reveal huge secrets

      I enjoyed.

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      Suzanne Ridgeway 5 years ago from Dublin, Ireland

      Love this idea Bill, excellent first chapter! Great setting and the mind boggles as to where these two hilarious characters will end up! Looking forward to TT continuing the saga, could see them on a journey abroad to the land of the leprechauns! lol Great wit as always my friend!:) Hopping over to TT's now!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Amy, I'm laughing....does it really show that clearly? Yes, I taught Geography for twelve years....good call my friend. This is actually a type of experiment I did three years ago and it ended up being my one and only novel....80,000 words of silliness like this. It was loads of fun and I hope you do give fiction a try. I have no doubt you will be good at it.

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      Amy Becherer 5 years ago from St. Louis, MO

      Your teacher skills are showing, just like the edge of the slip that Bobbi Joe sports. Bill, you must have taught geography at some point, since your story carries points of interest and details I had no idea existed. Your story is so much fun to read, I may just have to give my imagination free range. You have inspired me to give fiction a try. The idea itself makes me happy! Fun, hilarious, and relatable in the awareness that we are all offbeat in our own unique way.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Cyndi, TT and I are here to provide humor in your life! It's our only reason for existence! LOL Thanks Sis! Have a great weekend and in case you didn't know it, I really appreciate you.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Beckie, did you get your pants changed? LOL How are you my friend? Send me a note and catch me up on your life....why? Because I care, that's why!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Julie, I saw that other one floating around and I've read a couple of them....but they ain't funny like ours is. LOL...of course, some people are probably thinking ours isn't funny either. Sigh! You can't make everyone happy, right?

      Thank you my friend; have a great weekend across the Pond.

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      Cynthia Sageleaf 5 years ago from Western NC

      What fun! Hehe, I can't wait to see what Terrye comes up with. Your characters are hilarious and you definitely set an interesting scene. Hamburger casserole? Oy vey. Missy Sue from Melissa. Ha! You have a superb sense of humor. :D

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      Shining Irish Eyes 5 years ago from Upstate, New York

      Hysterical and I almost pee'd my pants!!! Your writing imagination is wonderful. This is such a fantastic idea and I can't wait to see what Ttoombs comes up with. I better go change my pants now!!!!

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      Jools99 5 years ago from North-East UK

      Bill, Great idea for a hub (and I think there is a similar idea going on with a hub called 'The Journey' at the moment which is compelling reading) and I al looking forward to reading Terrye's follow up hub - two great senses of humour coming together in a giant splash of funny I hope :o)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, I have a ton of faith in you!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      No pressure...none at all. What's today???

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Michele, stay tuned....TT will have it this weekend I'm sure. Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, how much time would Dr. Seuss need for green eggs and ham?

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      Michele Travis 5 years ago from U.S.A. Ohio

      Wow, I love it. Also looking forward to the next chapter!!!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      I'm working on it, sheesh. They didn't rush Dr. Seuss, did they?! :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Doc, thank you! Great comment! I am so looking forward to TT's second chapter!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, I agree!

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      Mohan Kumar 5 years ago from UK

      Great idea, Sir Bill. In Bobbi Joe and Missy Sue we have the makings of immortal pairings such as Romeo and Juliet ( er, they can fight over who gets to be Juliet) , Bonny and Clyde ( now I could never work out these gender), Sonny and Cher ( I got you babe! and then I stopped getting you) and so on and so forth... I can't wait for this rich Tapestry to unfold in the delicate hands of caribou dressing, calf roping, flower arranging TT.

      C'mon Toombs, get a move on... the (hub) nation eagerly awaits.

      Voted up and all across Alaska, Sir Bill.

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      Looks to me like Ghost needs to be tagged!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Ghost, I was wondering if anyone would question how that damn muskox got across the Strait! LOL...glad you enjoyed the story and your additions were hilarious!

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      Ghost32 5 years ago

      Love it! Can't wait to see if Bobbi Joe catches a bad case of "beaver fever" (giardia). Missy Sue is obviously immune or at least resistant to the pesky little one-celled organism, some say due to superpowers granted by her symbiote (otherwise known as wart on chin).

      Oops. I'm supposed to be reading this, not writing it. Dang. Talk about getting hooked into a story...and never mind how Missy Sue gets this or that muskox across the Bering Strait....

      Voted Up and Across.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Hi Katrine! Actually, the only novel I have written (and self-published) is in this vein....it is different from what most of you see daily from me. I always warn my friends when they say they want to buy my novel that it is not even close to my normal writing. Thank you and I really am very glad that you are back.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Sha, this was Bev's idea so she gets all the credit. It is fun; now we'll see what TT comes up with.

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      KatrineDM 5 years ago

      Bill, that's a bit different from your usual writing...Are you turning towards fiction? I will be following this one. :-)

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      Shauna L Bowling 5 years ago from Central Florida

      What a clever challenge! Can't wait to see how twisted this story gets!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      TT, it's about damn time you showed up! What the hell are you taking days off for? We have humor to write; we have legions to keep amused. Get with the program Sis!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Debbie, be careful with that coffee. I don't want to lose you. :) Thanks my friend!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Josh, this was actually Bev's idea, so she gets the credit here....but it was fun to write and now I'm looking forward to the next chapter. Thanks buddy!

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      Terrye Toombs 5 years ago from Somewhere between Heaven and Hell without a road map.

      Bill: I want to thank you for setting the scene in my dear home town of Akiachak, Alaska; where men are men and women eat them for lunch. In 1984 1/2, I took the State Championship in the straight dressing caribou calf roping and flower arranging event. The hard part was getting the calf to stand still while you placed tulips in it's fur.

      Now that you've thrown down the lace glove (guess you were all out of gauntlets, huh?) I have no other recourse than to take up this challenge and akpattok (Inuit for run) with it. No, seriously, I did NOT make that word up. Stop looking at me like that.

      Ok, off to narroadlerpok path for this story. Nope, didn't make that word up either, but I'm not gonna tell you what it means. And, no, it doesn't mean 'cr@p a' either! :)

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      Deborah Brooks Langford 5 years ago from Brownsville,TX

      this is so hilarious... I was drinking coffee when I started reading it when I started laughing and it went down the wrong pipe... lol .. I love it I will look for TT continuing story..

      debbie

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      Joshua Zerbini 5 years ago from Pennsylvania

      Bill,

      This is going to be so funny! LOL Great start and I can not wait to see how it will unfold! Great job introducing the characters and the background. You did awesome here uncle Bill!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Lord, I have the feeling the story is going to get much better with TT in charge of Chapter Two; stay tuned for more fun, and thank you.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Trinity my dear friend, if I gave you a laugh then I am grateful and happy. Thank you and have a wonderful weekend in that paradise you live in.

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      Joseph De Cross 5 years ago

      Impressive start. Bobbi Joe is such a character. Missy Sue cannot skin my comment though. Two misfits that met on Inuit paradise. A lot of questions that will be answer as the story develops. I would let 'leave to Beaver' Theodore continue this series.. Yikes! Fun read billy

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      Trinity M 5 years ago

      Ok you’ve got me. Now I’m chewing my nails with great anticipation waiting for the next instalment. Thanks for the laugh billybuc :)

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      snowdrops, so happy that you enjoyed it. Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Linda, I have to give Bev credit for this; it was all her idea. Thank you!

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      tobusiness, this is going to be a ton of fun; I can hardly wait to see what TT does now. Thank you!

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      snowdrops 5 years ago from The Second Star to the Right

      hahaha!! very nice and clever write Billy!

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      Linda Bilyeu 5 years ago from Orlando, FL

      Hubber Tag! You are quite clever with ideas Bill...looking forward to the next part. Missy Sue and Bobbi Joe! Love it!

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 5 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      This is going to be fun to read, you gave me my first real smile of the day. The first image is beautiful.

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      Bill Holland 5 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Patty, it should be interesting! Who knows what TT will come up with.

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      Patty Kenyon 5 years ago from Ledyard, Connecticut

      LOL, I can not wait to see how this story unfolds!!!!