Criminal Fail & Burning the Chicken (Limericks)
Follow Instructions and Think!
Have you ever watched those Cop shows, where the criminals do the dumbest things imaginable? I sure have and they are hilarious! Why are people so dumb when it comes to performing criminal acts? You would think that they would have been planning for long periods of time and have gone through every little detail so as to not get caught. I mean isn't that the one major goal in crime, the top priority, to not get caught?
What about cooking shows? Have you ever watched the contestants lose because they messed up on their entree? Haven't they been cooking for years and studying intensely for these exact moments? Why do these things happen?
The next time you want to commit a crime, sit down and at least do some brainstorming. I mean this is the make it or break it moment for all of you criminals. One wrong move and you are toast! Remember the cops are not your friends; they will arrest you if they catch up with you. If you are going to cook something, remember to follow directions to a "T", or you will end up losing the cooking show contest to that one slob who seems to have barely made it through college. Or even worse yet, you may be resorting to eating cereal for dinner with the family. That won't make Mr. Dad too happy!
The robber was determined not to fail
No one in sight and no one on his tail
Into the bank he did run
Forgetting to bring his gun
The cops were soon there and threw him in jail
Burning The Chicken
I turned on the stove and began to read
Maybe I should not have performed this deed
Because I soon fell asleep
Which meant I missed the stove beep
Now the poor chicken was burnt as can be