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Cure For Snoring (limerick)

Updated on September 1, 2013

To help keep her husband from snoring

A noise that she found so deploring

It may sound like hoax

But silence to coax

She stopped telling jokes which were boring


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      Deb Hirt 4 years ago from Stillwater, OK

      That was terrific.

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      Romeos Quill 4 years ago from Lincolnshire, England

      Lol!! A bit harsh on the poor darling, but expect she'll get get the message. If she sellotaped half a tennis ball to his back, that should stop him snoring, and perhaps exact her revenge?

      All the best,


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 4 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      That should do it every time.

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      Victor W. Kwok 4 years ago from Hawaii


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      Dora Weithers 4 years ago from The Caribbean

      Good girl!

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      Ruby Jean Fuller 4 years ago from Southern Illinois

      Funny Martin, bad jokes puts me to sleep too...Borning...

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      Genna East 4 years ago from Massachusetts, USA

      Lol. I just love these, Martin. :-)

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 4 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Funny! Pity about those jokes.

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      stephanieb27 4 years ago from United States

      Funny! :)

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      dreamseeker2 4 years ago

      Too cute! : ) Voted it up and funny!

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      wetnosedogs 4 years ago from Alabama

      Great one!

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      Mary Craig 4 years ago from New York

      Hmm you and drbj have a great idea! Imagine the money you could make putting people to sleep ;)

      Voted up and very funny.

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      drbj and sherry 4 years ago from south Florida

      Wifey should make a DVD,

      The reason is not too deep.

      All those boring jokes

      Would put insomniacs to sleep.

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      Faith Reaper 4 years ago from southern USA

      LOL, that would do it for sure!

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      DJ Anderson 4 years ago

      Funny Man!!

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      Bill Holland 4 years ago from Olympia, WA

      Well that would do it now wouldn't it? LOL

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      schoolgirlforreal 4 years ago from USA

      Lol boring jokes are not good, haha

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      Karen Silverman 4 years ago

      HARUMPH! (and lol)

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      Jo Alexis-Hagues 4 years ago from Bedfordshire, U.K

      Some people are so unappreciative! With a wife like her who need sleeping pills. Love it.

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      Vinaya Ghimire 4 years ago from Nepal

      What a wonderful thing to read in Monday morning, here in Kathmandu.

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      shanmarie 4 years ago

      Haha. Must not only be long, but incredibly boring jokes!

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      cleaner3 4 years ago from Pueblo, Colorado