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Curse Of Counting Sheep (limerick)

Updated on May 21, 2014

Each night in my bed I’d count sheep

The only way that I found sleep

As morning light spread

To broom closet sped

And poop from bedroom I’d sweep


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      Ghaelach 2 years ago

      This one has a pong to it.


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      Karen Silverman 2 years ago

      ahhhh - sheep-****!

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      Karen Silverman 2 years ago

      Hmmm..i think i left my comment on a different limerick?

      Just ignore it - it's meant for here...

      hugs, Mxx

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      Cynthia B Turner 2 years ago from Georgia

      I don't know how you do it, but those limericks just keep coming. Funny!

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      Bronwen Scott-Branagan 2 years ago from Victoria, Australia

      Ha! I just go to the computer and print off another sudoku, then back to bed to work it out and I'm soon in dreamland. Seems to work every time - and I've only paper to clear away!

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      travmaj 2 years ago from australia

      I think you'd need some grass feed for morning too...

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      Victor W. Kwok 2 years ago from Hawaii


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Good one. So many sheep

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      ignugent17 2 years ago

      Very funny!

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      Dianna Mendez 2 years ago

      This is not a dream, it's a nightmare. Funny!

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      Kaili Bisson 2 years ago from Canada

      Too funny Martin!

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