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Updated on September 24, 2015

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When kids were asked about marriage, relationships, and dating their responses were innocents but amazing.

WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE?

"It is like a rock falling on you & you have to run to save your life." (Tony, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning a new language, I don't want to fall in love. It takes too long." (John, 7)

DO YOU THINK LOOKS MATTER IN LOVE?

“It doesn't hurt to look beautiful if you really want to find someone to love you." (Tina, 8)

"It isn't just good looks. Look at me, I'm handsome but I still haven't found anybody to marry me." (Tony, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep but it can stay longer if you are filthy rich." (Jessica, 9)

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?

You have to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Christopher, age 10

No person can really decide until they grow up, whom they are going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are stuck with.
-- Christina, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Tina, 8)

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tony, 5)

Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Sarah, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Simon, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

Both don't want any more kids.
-- Sofie, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lisa, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- George, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

I would run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- John, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

When they are rich.
-- Ellen, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Tommy, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It is the right thing to do.
-- Tony, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

It is better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Alice, age 9 bless you child

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Micheal, age 8

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Richard, age 10

Can I Take a Peek? Mine doesn't look like your's!

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♥ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work... As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake? "No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without me asking."

♥ Kids are cute, lovely, funny & amazing, they always surprise. You never know when they will say what but whatever they say is always cute. I leave it rest on you to decide. Have fun.........

♥♥♥ The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - F Astaire ♥♥♥

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Kids jokes

Q: What jam can't be eaten on toast?

A: A traffic jam!

Q: What are the four seasons?

A: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Ranch.

Q: Why are chefs hard to like?

A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!

Q: Where do burgers like to dance?

A: At a meatball

Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?

A: A dough-nut!

Q: What did 'Ronald McDonald' give 'Wendy' for their engagement?

A: He gave her and Onion Ring!

Q: Which bean do kids like best?

A: The Jellybean.

Q:Which bean is the most intelligent?

The Human Bean.

Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?

A: He wanted to make some dough.

Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?

A: They don't need Mushroom.

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    N.E. Wright 5 years ago from Bronx, NY

    Hi Mr. Nice.

    Well, you made me laugh for the day. LOL. It just 8:43 AM. LOL.

    I truly enjoyed this, and I decided to share it on my Face-Book page.

    Take Care,

    N.E.

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    Mr Nice 6 years ago from North America

    Hi Maita,

    Do you mean the Tinas response, right age to marry "Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Tina, 8)

    I agree with Tina, I think 84 is the best age for all day romance....hahahaha kids are innocent & cute I love kids so much.

    Good night

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    prettydarkhorse 6 years ago from US

    hilarious TONY, I like Tinas response about this LOL, it made me smile, WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?, How are you this am? Take care Tony, Maita

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi tim-tim,

    Thanks for the visit and for the comments. No it's not from Kim's collection. I don't even know who is Kim.

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    Priscilla Chan 7 years ago from Normal, Illinois

    Funny jokes!I like your profile picture too. Is that from Kim's collection?

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Thanks for the visit and nice comments, please visit my other hubs too.

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    daytripeer 7 years ago

    I really enjoyed this. A splendid hub.

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    K Partin 7 years ago from Garden City, Michigan

    Great stuff Mr Nice! Really enjoyed these, kids are so darn innocent aren't they? Thanks

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi mailxpress,

    Welcome to my hubpage and thanks for the comments. You will enjoy more if you visit my other hubs too.

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    Michelle Cesare 7 years ago from New York

    Hello Mr. Nice,

    Kids can be really funny. Many of the jokes made me laugh. Great Hub.

    mailxpress

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi trimar7; Thanks for the comments. I love really kids. I think they will love these jokes.

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    trimar7 7 years ago from New York

    Cute! I teach and the children love when I tell a silly joke. I will use these.

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi jacobkuttyta; Thanks for the comments.

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    jacobkuttyta 7 years ago from Delhi, India

    Nice jokes, I loved it.

    Please check some jokes at www.circulatedjokes.blogspot.com

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi scottaye73, Thanks for liking the hub and your comment, I really appreciate.

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    scottaye73 7 years ago from Michigan, USA

    Good hub, like the jokes! ~ Scott

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Me too Lgali. Have a nice weekend.

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    Lgali 7 years ago

    Mr Nice,

    I am fine too. waiting for weekend

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    Mr Nice 7 years ago from North America

    Hi Lgali! Thanks for the comment. I am doing fine. How about you?

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    Lgali 7 years ago

    Great jokes Mr Nice

    How are you doing LOL

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi einron!

    Thanx please visit again I will add more jokes.

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    einron 8 years ago from Toronto, Ontario, CANADA

    Very good for a laugh! Thanks, it's refreshing. The picture are excellent. I love them.

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi mayhmong!

    Of course I remember Bill Cosby's show. And it is very true what he said about kids. Thanx for your sweet comment.

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi AEvans!

    Thanx for the link, I will check it out.

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi G-Ma!

    Thanx you are soooooo wonderful & always have beautiful thoughts. You got the good one I will add this one too.

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    mayhmong 8 years ago from North Carolina

    That is too cute!

    I'm sure you heard of an old tv show hosted by Bill Cosby, "Kids say the Darnest Things"

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    Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

    Hi!!! Here is the link https://hubpages.com/literature/Story-of-the-Rainb... , I wirote it last year but I still love it and have also saved it for our son. :)

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi AEvans!

    I am right now writing my comment on blondepoets hub about both of your world adventure. You girls had lots of fun. Thanx for liking this hub. I will definitely check your hub too.

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    Merle Ann Johnson 8 years ago from NW in the land of the Free

    Awww..... children are the Angels on Earth...'What do birds use to clean their house?...feather dusters' LOL Thanks for the fresh reminder my dear...G-Ma :O) Hugs & Peace

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi Tom!

    Thanx for the big grin, I am delighted that you liked the hubs content.

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    Julianna 8 years ago from SomeWhere Out There

    I love it!!! We have a son he is adopted you should my story of our dogs and the rainbow poo, it is amazing that children say the darndest things. It is an old hub but it is cute. :)

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    Tom Cornett 8 years ago from Ohio

    Loved this! Big grins! :)

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    Mr Nice 8 years ago from North America

    Hi Triplet Mom!

    Thanx & I believe your kids will love it too.

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    Triplet Mom 8 years ago from West Coast

    Great jokes Mr Nice. I am going to share a few of them with my own kids. They love funny jokes. However their humor is so very different than mine lol.

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