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When kids were asked about marriage, relationships, and dating their responses were innocents but amazing.
WHAT IS FALLING IN LOVE?
"It is like a rock falling on you & you have to run to save your life." (Tony, 9)
"If falling in love is anything like learning a new language, I don't want to fall in love. It takes too long." (John, 7)
DO YOU THINK LOOKS MATTER IN LOVE?
“It doesn't hurt to look beautiful if you really want to find someone to love you." (Tina, 8)
"It isn't just good looks. Look at me, I'm handsome but I still haven't found anybody to marry me." (Tony, 7)
"Beauty is skin deep but it can stay longer if you are filthy rich." (Jessica, 9)
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
You have to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Christopher, age 10
No person can really decide until they grow up, whom they are going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you are stuck with.
-- Christina, age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Tina, 8)
"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tony, 5)
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Sarah, age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same
-- Simon, age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Sofie, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lisa, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- George, age 10
WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I would run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- John, age 9
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they are rich.
-- Ellen, age 7
The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Tommy, age 7
The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It is the right thing to do.
-- Tony, age 8
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It is better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Alice, age 9 bless you child
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Micheal, age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Richard, age 10
Can I Take a Peek? Mine doesn't look like your's!
♥ A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work... As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."
♥ Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friends house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said, "I hope you didn't ask for a second piece of cake? "No," replied Tommy, "but I asked Mrs. Smith for the recipe so you could make some like it, and she gave me two more pieces without me asking."
♥ Kids are cute, lovely, funny & amazing, they always surprise. You never know when they will say what but whatever they say is always cute. I leave it rest on you to decide. Have fun.........
♥♥♥ The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - F Astaire ♥♥♥
Kid and doll.
Please push harder!
Q: What jam can't be eaten on toast?
A: A traffic jam!
Q: What are the four seasons?
A: Salt, Pepper, Ketchup, Ranch.
Q: Why are chefs hard to like?
A: Because they beat eggs, whip cream, and mash potatoes!
Q: Where do burgers like to dance?
A: At a meatball
Q: What kind of food is crazy about money?
A: A dough-nut!
Q: What did 'Ronald McDonald' give 'Wendy' for their engagement?
A: He gave her and Onion Ring!
Q: Which bean do kids like best?
A: The Jellybean.
Q:Which bean is the most intelligent?
The Human Bean.
Q: Why did the man go into the pizza business?
A: He wanted to make some dough.
Q: Why do Toadstools grow so close together?
A: They don't need Mushroom.