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Deep Thoughts - by Paris Hilton

Updated on April 10, 2009

War Man...Wow, War

Why can't we all just get along? People fighting each other just doesn't make sense.

If the Jews and the Palestinians could just go out and party together I think they would see that we are all the same...Party Mongers not War Mongers!

She's got really big feet
She's got really big feet

September 11th, 2001

If we just listened to those 9/11 hijackers' problems and really really understood them, maybe they would have turned those planes around and landed. I think they just needed a shoulder to cry on.

The Economy

We are in a recession?!?! I'm still rich and famous, so what's the problem?

I mean, to all those people that are poor, all they have to do is:

  • be hot like me
  • been born rich
  • put out a home sex video
  • record an album
  • act in movies
  • get paid to go to parties

 

Barack Obama

Ha ha ha! Obama won and that creepy old man didn't. Ha ha ha!

Now everything is going to be fine. The world will be a better place now. Thank God! We can all relax. What a relief!

Religion

If everyone believed in the same God, all the world's problems would be over.

So, all you people that don't believe in Jesus just need to believe in Him and we can all get along!

Disclaimer: needless to say, this hub was not written by Paris Hilton nor are they quotes from her. So Paris, please don't sue me!

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      snk 7 years ago

      i love u PH

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      Jewels 8 years ago from Australia

      Profound space. I'm touched.

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thanks Earnest!

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      earnestshub 8 years ago from Melbourne Australia

      I loved it!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      MD: Damn!!!

      TRT: Andy Kaufman

      Gwendymom: thanks

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      gwendymom 8 years ago from Oklahoma

      lol, funny. You did do a great job of channeling.

      I think mamaDragonfly might want to kick her ass, just a vibe I'm getting. LOL

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      TheRealTruth 8 years ago from Virginia

      but SHE is from Hollywood. SHE has the brains. SHE will SUE you. (anyone? anyone? don't make me say it)

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      Shannon 8 years ago from New York

      I hate Paris Hilton. I think she's ugly, inside AND out. What daddy would be proud of his little girl sucking some guy off on the big screen??? She is IGNORANT, and cares about nothing but her ass! If I could wipe anyone off this earth, it would be... PARIS HILTON... the little spoiled bitch, who ISN'T any more attractive than plain Jane. Sorry Scott, but I really do hate her... :)

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thanks Anna. I love to make people laugh. Sweet dreams.

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      Anna Marie Bowman 8 years ago from Florida

      OMG!!!! I had to read this one before I headed off to bed. It was worth it! So funny!! Paris Hilton is at the top of the list, by far, of people I would most like to punch in the face.

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thanks Dana! Paris is like a Jack-O-Lantern...Nice to look at but not much substance within.

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      dana825 8 years ago from Chicago

      hahaha this was funny. i can tell you are clearly not into dumbasses like paris hilton.

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      SandraBean 8 years ago from Canada

      Ha! Great hub! I feel your pain DJ Funktual! She's such a useless flake, but I just can't get enough of her!

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      DJ Funktual 8 years ago from One Nation Under a Groove

      I love Paris Hilton! OMG, did I just think that AND WRITE IT DOWN ON THE INTERNET. Oh yes. Yes I did.

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      C. C. Riter 8 years ago

      I like her belly button.

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      SiddSingh 8 years ago

      Very thoughtful hub indeed!...LOL!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thank you Pam.

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      Pam Roberson 8 years ago from Virginia

      imadork, I have to say that when I saw this title, I wondered how anybody could do a hub about Paris and her thoughts with more than a few sentences, but you managed quite well! And you did very well in channeling her deep thoughts too. Wow! I'm impressed for sure. :D This was a fun read! :)

      Hmmm, if she's reading Art of War, it must be the Dr. Seuss version. ;)

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thank you jjrubio.

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      jjrubio 8 years ago

      That was hillarious! good job!

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      Sondra 8 years ago from Neverland

      Yikes! hahaha

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      I don't know...maybe the clit is bigger. lol

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      Sondra 8 years ago from Neverland

      Actually, I have no idea what it means about a girl ;) Can you please elaborate?!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thank you Misty and J_Eds.

      Ardie: You know what big feet means...

      BT:  I can't believe I found that pic of her reading Art of War!  It fit so well with my first deep thought.

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      B.T. Evilpants 8 years ago from Hell, MI

      The picture at the top is hysterical! I think she would do better with The Art Of War translated by Dr. Suess.

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      Sondra 8 years ago from Neverland

      The saddest part? All the quotes actually sounded like she could have really said them! By the way, there is nothing wrong with a girl with really big feet. At least she's well supported :)

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      J_Eds 8 years ago from Blackpool

      I channeled her. Here's how you do it:

      Step 1: Clear you mind of everything.

      hahahaha

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      Cindy Lawson 8 years ago from Guernsey (Channel Islands)

      Funny stuff, I knew this would be good. Well done :)

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      Woooow (drooling)

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      I channeled her. Here's how you do it:

      Step 1: Clear you mind of everything.

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      Cris A 8 years ago from Manila, Philippines

      are you close friends with her? or do you just happen to be telepathic? or you are indeed Paris trying to be a hubber (can't tell from the avatar though)? LOL

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      Joseph Addams 8 years ago from Standing right behind you!

      That's Hot!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Paris does, ask her.

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      Wendy Iturrizaga 8 years ago from France

      How do I get paid to go to parties? LOL

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      ajcor 8 years ago from NSW. Australia

      deep thoughts - have to say from all I have seen in the media i am surprised she can actually read!.... good one....cheers

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      VioletSun 8 years ago from Oregon/ Name: Marie

      Wow, very deeeep thoughts, haha. Well done!

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      imadork 8 years ago from St. Peters, MO

      Thanks Suzanne. Not much to this one but I thought it was funny.

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      justmesuzanne 8 years ago from Texas

      Well, done, Dork! I knew you'd get your groove back!