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Deep Thoughts - by Paris Hilton
War Man...Wow, War
Why can't we all just get along? People fighting each other just doesn't make sense.
If the Jews and the Palestinians could just go out and party together I think they would see that we are all the same...Party Mongers not War Mongers!
September 11th, 2001
If we just listened to those 9/11 hijackers' problems and really really understood them, maybe they would have turned those planes around and landed. I think they just needed a shoulder to cry on.
The Economy
We are in a recession?!?! I'm still rich and famous, so what's the problem?
I mean, to all those people that are poor, all they have to do is:
- be hot like me
- been born rich
- put out a home sex video
- record an album
- act in movies
- get paid to go to parties
Barack Obama
Ha ha ha! Obama won and that creepy old man didn't. Ha ha ha!
Now everything is going to be fine. The world will be a better place now. Thank God! We can all relax. What a relief!
Religion
If everyone believed in the same God, all the world's problems would be over.
So, all you people that don't believe in Jesus just need to believe in Him and we can all get along!
Disclaimer: needless to say, this hub was not written by Paris Hilton nor are they quotes from her. So Paris, please don't sue me!
Comments
i love u PH
Profound space. I'm touched.
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Thanks Earnest!
I loved it!
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MD: Damn!!!
TRT: Andy Kaufman
Gwendymom: thanks
lol, funny. You did do a great job of channeling.
I think mamaDragonfly might want to kick her ass, just a vibe I'm getting. LOL
but SHE is from Hollywood. SHE has the brains. SHE will SUE you. (anyone? anyone? don't make me say it)
I hate Paris Hilton. I think she's ugly, inside AND out. What daddy would be proud of his little girl sucking some guy off on the big screen??? She is IGNORANT, and cares about nothing but her ass! If I could wipe anyone off this earth, it would be... PARIS HILTON... the little spoiled bitch, who ISN'T any more attractive than plain Jane. Sorry Scott, but I really do hate her... :)
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Thanks Anna. I love to make people laugh. Sweet dreams.
OMG!!!! I had to read this one before I headed off to bed. It was worth it! So funny!! Paris Hilton is at the top of the list, by far, of people I would most like to punch in the face.
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Thanks Dana! Paris is like a Jack-O-Lantern...Nice to look at but not much substance within.
hahaha this was funny. i can tell you are clearly not into dumbasses like paris hilton.
Ha! Great hub! I feel your pain DJ Funktual! She's such a useless flake, but I just can't get enough of her!
I love Paris Hilton! OMG, did I just think that AND WRITE IT DOWN ON THE INTERNET. Oh yes. Yes I did.
I like her belly button.
Very thoughtful hub indeed!...LOL!
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Thank you Pam.
imadork, I have to say that when I saw this title, I wondered how anybody could do a hub about Paris and her thoughts with more than a few sentences, but you managed quite well! And you did very well in channeling her deep thoughts too. Wow! I'm impressed for sure. :D This was a fun read! :)
Hmmm, if she's reading Art of War, it must be the Dr. Seuss version. ;)
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Thank you jjrubio.
That was hillarious! good job!
Yikes! hahaha
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I don't know...maybe the clit is bigger. lol
Actually, I have no idea what it means about a girl ;) Can you please elaborate?!
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Thank you Misty and J_Eds.
Ardie: You know what big feet means...
BT: I can't believe I found that pic of her reading Art of War! It fit so well with my first deep thought.
The picture at the top is hysterical! I think she would do better with The Art Of War translated by Dr. Suess.
The saddest part? All the quotes actually sounded like she could have really said them! By the way, there is nothing wrong with a girl with really big feet. At least she's well supported :)
I channeled her. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Clear you mind of everything.
hahahaha
Funny stuff, I knew this would be good. Well done :)
Woooow (drooling)
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I channeled her. Here's how you do it:
Step 1: Clear you mind of everything.
are you close friends with her? or do you just happen to be telepathic? or you are indeed Paris trying to be a hubber (can't tell from the avatar though)? LOL
That's Hot!
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Paris does, ask her.
How do I get paid to go to parties? LOL
deep thoughts - have to say from all I have seen in the media i am surprised she can actually read!.... good one....cheers
Wow, very deeeep thoughts, haha. Well done!
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Thanks Suzanne. Not much to this one but I thought it was funny.
Well, done, Dork! I knew you'd get your groove back!
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