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Did Marriage Change Tarzan (limerick)

Updated on September 5, 2015

Once Tarzan and Jane became wed

The queen shook her head as she said

His snoring‘s deploring

And there’s no ignoring

A lion that’s roaring in bed


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      Gypsy Rose Lee 2 years ago from Riga, Latvia

      Actually I think it would be rather amusing to have a lion in bed.

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      Demas W Jasper 2 years ago from Today's America and The World Beyond

      Oh, you are on a roll, The Lion of The Limericks!

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      Shauna L Bowling 2 years ago from Central Florida

      At least she could move to another tree. We civilized humans aren't so lucky.

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      Faith Reaper 2 years ago from southern USA

      Hahaha I can so relate ...except now with sleep apnea, it's more like Darth Vader : (

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      Mary Wickison 2 years ago from Brazil

      If he had been a tiger in bed, it would have been preferable.

      Fun limerick