Doc-tor Psy-cho-Lo-gee
Doc-tor Psy-cho-Lo-gee here to say
(ba-dum ba-dum)
That now we un-der-stand you so much bet-ter
(let me tell ya)
And we are here to help you un-der-stand
(ba-dum ba-dum)
That you're not smart enough to un-der-stand me
(yow-za yow!)
So bring to me your trou-bles and your cares
(right o-ver here now!)
Be-cause they are pro-ducts of past not nice-ness
(Oh yeah!)
And af-ter I tell you how dumb you are
(ba-dum ba-dum)
I will go watch Jer-ry beat up Tom!
(meow!)
I use big words that you don't un-der-stand
(you're not that smart)
And con-cepts that you could ne-ver grasp
(why are you stupid?)
And all I need to hear is just one word
('cause I can read)
To tell you evry-thing a-bout your-self
(so listen closely)
You know you like to be de-ceived
The in-for-ma-tion you've re-ceived
You turn to what you want it to
And do not care for what is true
And I know you're the rea-son why
Pee-ple all o-ver the world cry
You're just too dumb to un-der-stand
And that is why I still de-mand
In a voice stri-dent and loud
You re-move your-self from this crowd
You stu-pid in-sen-sate ape
Your brain is the size of a grape!
"Ahem"
Now I shall eat my crum-pet and drink tea
(ba-dum ba-dum)
And won-der why it is you don't like me!
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