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Don't Sweat the Pits of No Return.

Updated on June 2, 2022

Where would we be without arm pits?

Shaved or hairy they are a very functional neccessity of your body

The Pits Of No Return!

are like 
of smelly 
rain forests 
drip drip 
Lint catchers 
often shaved 
but voraciously tenacious 
they grow like weeds 
skunkweeds at that.
Here is the 
center of musk 
produced for 
sexual enhancement 
that few love to savour.
Hollow places 
to hide things 
a shoplifters drawer 
to store 
what was the stores .
Noise makers for 
litte boys 
making thier 
fart explosions 
from under-handed 
attempts at 
the burping pit.
Cathedral arches 
for all those crippled 
its vast space 
cushions and supports 
those on crutches.
Favorite hidey hole 
for the addicted 
a shooters paradise.
Stain maker for 
white shirts
and blouses,
yellow markings 
you can't even 
"SHOUT" them out .
Police detector 
as cops observe 
the sweat stains 
size  that reveals 
the levels of guilt.
Natures sweater 
in a bassackward way 
cause you stay cooler
with this sweater 
when it's hot
blotted out 
by deoderants 
with catchy names,
like Right guard??
what about the left armpit?
Or Arrid..extra dry
two desert nooks
form dry armpits 
the ultimate delight.
Armpits sit 
in stereo 
on each side 
of you.
They lie 
under arms 
that cover their 
stench or 
leech out the 
artificially created 
perfumes that make 
each pit bearable.
Armpits are
one of God's 
biggest jokes 
on his nervous 
little mortals.
But don't sweat it 
his are huge 
and were a direct cause
for the flood 
when Noah built 
his ark
and the salty oceans
that cover the earth
Isn't it nice 
to know that even God 
has to sit and 
sweat when things 
don't go his way. 

© 2009 Matthew Frederick Blowers III


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