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Drive-Thru (cont'd)
drive thru (cont'd from previous hub)
I named my hoopty Reggie, it spoke to me. That name was unassuming,
simple, and trying its best. There was something very "Little Engine
That Could," about it, and I think in Greek Reggie means, "hey I know
I'm not cool, but I'm handling it well."
I knew Reggie, like the back of my hand, and wasn't afraid to help him
out where he needed. I knew his limitations. I knew to cover the floor
with plastic so I didn't get wet when we went over puddles. I knew only
one of his speakers worked, but I wasn't mad. I knew to keep a butter
knife, or flat head screw driver on hand to open the gas tank. I also
knew that getting the driver's side window up or down was a two person
job, one person to roll it down, the other to guide it into the slot
with both hands. No problem.
Maryland was having a nice weather streak and I used a lifeline (phoned a
friend) to help open the driver's side door a crack. I was getting
fancy. I let the good weather get to my head, and forgot that Reggie
was a special needs car, one beautiful day after school.
My brother was having an all-too-critical big mac attack, and I had to
rush him to the nearest McDonald's shortly after we left school. We
ordered, drove to the window, paid--things were going pretty smoothly.
But then the cashier handed me my brother's food in its large,
McDonald's paper bag. I had gotten all carried away with my fancy crack
in the window, I had even paid through it, because of course my arm
could fit through that opening. What could not fit through the opening,
was that white paper bag that held my brother's value meal. I was
remiss in recalling that when one is driving Sir Reggie, and one is
ordering a drive-thru meal, one must open Reggie's driver's side door
to receive one's cuisine. I didn't do that. Instead, the bag got stuck
in the driver's side window. I'm going to need to repeat that. The bag,
the McDonald's paper bag was stuck, in public, in my driver's side
window. There was no time. I couldn't hold up the line behind me and
the bag just would not give. My struggle only lead to french fries
leaking onto the parking lot. My brother sat next to me screaming at
the top of his lungs what an idiot I was, and that he had no more money
to replace that food stuck in the window. I stopped business with this
side show, as a barrage of seagulls flocked to our part of the lot to
attack the abandoned french fries. The cashiers at the window behind me
could not help customers being so occupied by their own hysterics. They
laughed without restraint, as my car, now parked, was attacked by
seagulls, and I freed my brother's food (bit-by-bit), from the clenches
of my window. He has yet to forgive me.
When this happened I was 16, and wanted to die a thousand deaths from
the embarrassment. Today, I think this story should be used to treat
depression! Happy writing, hubbers!